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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
in More Funny SMS (144 Characters)

80
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
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80
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
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80
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
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80
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
'Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
in More Funny SMS (66 Characters)

80
After Marriage He's Like Hutch…
'Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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80
Barso tak thi jise pani se 'ELERGY”
Woh aaj 'LUX” se nahaya hai.
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80
I'm a killer,
i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i
kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
in More Funny SMS (129 Characters)

80
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals,
why are you eating there food
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80
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
in More Funny SMS (145 Characters)

80
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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80
I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.
Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.
they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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80
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
in English Tongue Twisters SMS (42 Characters)

80
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
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nazar nazar me har ek naraz me hume us nazar ki talash thi. wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me ab wo nazar kahan thi.
in Hindi Tongue Twisters SMS (122 Characters)

77
Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke!
in Hindi Tongue Twisters SMS (106 Characters)

75
In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
'Don't make any noise.'
Someone added the following words
'Otherwise, we might wake up'
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75
Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe
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75
Patient: Please don't give me the injection.
I'm afraid of it's pain.
Doctor: Don't worry!!
I'll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
in More Funny SMS (140 Characters)

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