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 boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
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AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI
Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.
Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai
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Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”
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Abey O egg k chilke!
Aam ki guthli ! 
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
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Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
 
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Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o
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Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.
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1 elephant romantic mood may 1 chunty ko cherta hay.
Chunty ghussay may hathny kay paas jaty hay aur kehty hay:
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Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo warna murd hamaray ghar par b hain .
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Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche:  krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.
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Girl friendz r like
Paani puri
alwez tasty
Lovers r like
Pizzas
hot & spicy
Wifes r like
Daal Chawal
no other option
Guzara to
karna hai na . . .
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Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai.
Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey…
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Man calls Wife through MOBILINK,
Call goes 2 another lady,
After talking 4 a while they started dating & got married.
Moral:
MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!
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Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
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Bus chali
Jhatka laga
Ek sardar ek larki pr gira
Larki boli :
Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?
Sardar bola : Ji
” PUNJAB University se
“  B.COM  “.
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Why Government do NOT allow
a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because asper Constitution,
you can
NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same
MISTAKE.
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night
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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.
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