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Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
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Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.
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Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki
us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki
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If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
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Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir gaya aur zor zor se chilla raha tha.
2nd: Ab walid kaise hain ??
Sardar: Ab theek hongey kal se kunwen se koi awaz nahi aai.
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Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…
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Neapolian: Meri dictionary main "impossible" ka word nahi hai.
Sardar: Te khotay de putara, wekh k leni si na dictionary.
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Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMILLAH
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Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti Hain
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Importance of thumb…
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs….oh… U too?;-)
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A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!
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Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!
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Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com
Type password****
…..processing…
Sorry! Apki affair karneki umar guzar chuki hai
Plz try4 www.namaz-roza.com
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