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If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
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Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?
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Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
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Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
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If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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(Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
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If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back?
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Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
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Are marbles made of marble?
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
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Since when are buttons cute?
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'Cute as a button' Is that supposed to be a compliment?
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Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
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How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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