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Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
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Most women are not as young as they are painted.
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
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From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.
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I love women. They’re the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that’s fine.
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Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
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I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
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The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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