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Sabse himmat wala kaun hai Ans Wo jo (94 Characters)
in Funny (103 Impressions)
Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?Ans:Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne k baad bi Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.
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If u r with 1girlsits anandif with 2 (119 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
if u r with 1girlsits anandif with 2 girlsmaha anandwith 3girlsparama nandbut if u r with many girlsitsswami nityananda
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MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO (95 Characters)
in Funny (75 Impressions)
MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO...................IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA
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WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy (138 Characters)
in Funny (81 Impressions)
WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?CITIZENRÖLEXSEIKORADOQUARTZYa koi or?Jldi jawab dainCompany band krwani haiTa k aisa HADSAPhir na ho,.
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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi (142 Characters)
in Funny (142 Impressions)
Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neendUnki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beetIss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthaoAll out lagao machar bhagao…
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Press Down To Have A CAKE Where Is (124 Characters)
in Funny (118 Impressions)
Press Down To Have A CAKE....Where Is Cake?Kya HuaCake ChahiyeTumPehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi ToSUGAR Ho Jayegi.
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Aao Aaj hum Dono Wada kareinKHum (132 Characters)
in Funny (103 Impressions)
Aao!Aaj hum Dono Wada kareinKHum Zindagi bhar pyar karengeHum Wafa karengeHam Mohbbat karengeSirf or sirf ApniPiyari'AMMI JAAN' se..
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Asmaan mein tum ho samundar mein tum (155 Characters)
in Funny (178 Impressions)
Asmaan mein tum ho , samundar mein tum ho , zameen pe tum , hawa mein tum , jahan pe dekho tum hi tum. Domex wali aunty thik kehti thi kitanu har jagah hai
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Main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu (124 Characters)
in Funny (84 Impressions)
main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u
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MasterJi apne Student se bole koi (154 Characters)
in Funny (105 Impressions)
MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao. Stdnt - 'Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe.'
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Pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath (80 Characters)
in Funny (88 Impressions)
pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath kyun kate kyunki wo use msg nahi bhejta tha
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IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye (155 Characters)
in Funny (80 Impressions)
IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!
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Arz kiya hai ki Gam hai aurTanhai He (140 Characters)
in Funny (66 Impressions)
Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya'Ambani' ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->
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Nowadays Child in washroom Mommm (138 Characters)
in Funny (119 Impressions)
Nowadays,Child in washroom.....Mommm!!!.Mom: han beta bolo!Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Arrange marriage means when v r walking (146 Characters)
in Funny (75 Impressions)
Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites.......nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin........KAATLE KAATLE
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Boy touched the hand of his gf and said (126 Characters)
in Funny (73 Impressions)
boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot babygirl slapped and say-salle 103 fever pe bhi tujhe ashique sujh rahi hai
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Aaj bahut dino ke baad kitab kholi toh (139 Characters)
in Funny (126 Impressions)
Aaj bahut dino ke baad kitab kholi toh pata chalaEk RAAZ..Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata.book closed !
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Ques Aisi ki Taisi kab hoti hai Kab (157 Characters)
in Funny (102 Impressions)
Ques: Aisi-ki-Taisi kab hoti hai? Kab lagta hai ki ab to Bhagwan bhi nahi BACHA sakta?Ans: Jab jbrdast Loose Motion Lage ho or Pajame ka 'NAADA' na Khule.;-)
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Jab kabi toot k bikhro tomujay bi btana (108 Characters)
in Funny (91 Impressions)
jab kabi toot k bikhro tomujay bi btana farazmain thora bohat weldinka kam bi janta hun…“faraz welder”
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MAA Maa kon hoti hai (74 Characters)
in Funny (77 Impressions)
*” MAA “*Maa kon hoti hai?.............................Abbu ki wife…
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