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Sabse himmat wala kaun hai?Ans:Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne k baad bi Gas chodne ka risk leta hai.
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if u r with 1girlsits anandif with 2 girlsmaha anandwith 3girlsparama nandbut if u r with many girlsitsswami nityananda
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MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO...................IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA
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WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?CITIZENRÖLEXSEIKORADOQUARTZYa koi or?Jldi jawab dainCompany band krwani haiTa k aisa HADSAPhir na ho,.
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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neendUnki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beetIss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthaoAll out lagao machar bhagao…
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Press Down To Have A CAKE....Where Is Cake?Kya HuaCake ChahiyeTumPehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi ToSUGAR Ho Jayegi.
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Aao!Aaj hum Dono Wada kareinKHum Zindagi bhar pyar karengeHum Wafa karengeHam Mohbbat karengeSirf or sirf ApniPiyari'AMMI JAAN' se..
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Asmaan mein tum ho , samundar mein tum ho , zameen pe tum , hawa mein tum , jahan pe dekho tum hi tum. Domex wali aunty thik kehti thi kitanu har jagah hai
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main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u
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MasterJi apne Student se bole koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao. Stdnt - 'Mota marta Moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, MasterJi ki 2 Betiya par me Marta Choti pe.'
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pata hai gabbar ne thakur ke ho hath kyun kate kyunki wo use msg nahi bhejta tha
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IGNOU k student marne k baad jalaye nahi Dafnaye jaate hai,Yakin naa aaye to Kabar khod k dekh lo,Wo wahan v BackLog ki Taiyaari karte paaye jaate hai !!!!
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Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya'Ambani' ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->
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Nowadays,Child in washroom.....Mommm!!!.Mom: han beta bolo!Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites.......nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin........KAATLE KAATLE
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boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot babygirl slapped and say-salle 103 fever pe bhi tujhe ashique sujh rahi hai
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Aaj bahut dino ke baad kitab kholi toh pata chalaEk RAAZ..Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata.book closed !
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Ques: Aisi-ki-Taisi kab hoti hai? Kab lagta hai ki ab to Bhagwan bhi nahi BACHA sakta?Ans: Jab jbrdast Loose Motion Lage ho or Pajame ka 'NAADA' na Khule.;-)
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jab kabi toot k bikhro tomujay bi btana farazmain thora bohat weldinka kam bi janta hun…“faraz welder”
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*” MAA “*Maa kon hoti hai?.............................Abbu ki wife…
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