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Why did Ram Gopal Varma made Phoonk (115 Characters)
in Funny (99 Impressions)
Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?. . . . . . . . . . ? . . . . ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Finally aftr so many controversies (135 Characters)
in Funny (91 Impressions)
Finally aftr so many controversies Shoiab got Sania.Now I appeal to other Pakistanis thatplZPlz.koi Rakhi Sawant ko bhi le jao na Yaar.
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Jaane kya hoga is DESH ka Padhe likhe (131 Characters)
in Funny (75 Impressions)
Jaane kya hoga is DESH ka!!!Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka istamaal karte hain.Ab is SMS padhnewale ko hi le lo:)
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Mere pas IPL Nagpur cricket match ke 5 (145 Characters)
in Funny (91 Impressions)
Mere pas IPL Nagpur cricket match ke 5 VIP passes aaye hue hain . Chalna hai kya ?Agar aisa koi mesg aaye to batana , main bhi chalunga !!!!!!!!!
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AapAachheImaandarSanskarwanSunderSushilS (120 Characters)
in Funny (91 Impressions)
AapAachheImaandarSanskarwanSunderSushilSamjhadaarPyareKhubsuratTailented Insaan ho,Pata KaroYe Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai
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Lohe ko Loha kat skta he Zhr ko Zhr kat (110 Characters)
in Funny (103 Impressions)
Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,Zhr ko Zhr kat skta he,tum plz apna khyal rakhna.Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..
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Shaadi se pehle maine pyaar (72 Characters)
in Funny (129 Impressions)
shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiyashaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya
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Life me jisko hota he gum vo pita he (156 Characters)
in Funny (112 Impressions)
Life me jisko hota he gum, vo pita he Rum, Ankho me jis k ho tear, vo pita he BEaR, Jisko Love lagta he risky, vo pita he WHISKY, to pio WINE.& maro LINE...
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AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI HAI LOG MERE (137 Characters)
in Funny (157 Impressions)
AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI HAI LOG MERE SMS KO BHAGWAN MANTE HAI PATA HAI JAB BHI MERA SMS AATA HAI LOG KEHTE HAI 'HEY BHAGWAN FIR AA GAYA'
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ARZ HAI CHAM CHAM KARTI CHANDNI TIM (142 Characters)
in Funny (106 Impressions)
aRZ HAI CHAM CHAM KARTI CHANDNI , TIM TIM KARTE TAARE**************************************** KOI BE SMS NAHI KARTA 'BESHARM' HO GAYE HAI SARE
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Safed salwar me tum bilkul ambulance (120 Characters)
in Funny (88 Impressions)
safed salwar me tum bilkul ambulance lagti,fark itna hai wo ghayalon ko lekar jaati hai,aur tum ghayal kar ke jaati ho..
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Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA (107 Characters)
in Funny (111 Impressions)
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA......Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..........itni sakti hamen dena dat
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Khun dan karne se pehle hamesha uska (154 Characters)
in Funny (105 Impressions)
Khun dan karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna.......khun dan karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...........BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna
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Akbar ne kharide 3 3 ghode Akbar ne (102 Characters)
in Funny (107 Impressions)
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.....Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.......aja aja dil nichoderaat ki matki phode
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Lips r lyk frnds If we say Studyng (143 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
Lips r lyk frnds.If we say Studyng,readng,writing d lips wil nvr join!Bt if we say roaming,bunking playng,shoping saale fat se jud jate h...:-)
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Kisi k exam me number badhwane ho to (111 Characters)
in Funny (96 Impressions)
Kisi k exam me number badhwane ho to hume Naam aur Roll number send kar dena. ...........'Hm Dua Krenge'.:-):-)
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Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch Wah (148 Characters)
in Funny (157 Impressions)
Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...... Wah wahVisualisation mat karo aage pado......Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.......Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH ;-)
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Andheri raat thi wo mera saath thi (144 Characters)
in Funny (141 Impressions)
Andheri raat thi,wo mera saath thi, main uske upar tha wo mera niche thi, Hatto main hath, pairo main pair....bura mat man na wo meri CYCLE thi.
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Teri surat par dil waru wah wah Teri (150 Characters)
in Funny (159 Impressions)
Teri surat par dil waru ...wah wah Teri jarurat par jaan waru...wah wah jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..wah wah
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Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai Agar (141 Characters)
in Funny (104 Impressions)
Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai? Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli, aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete.. what an idea sir ji..
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