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Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?. . . . . . . . . . ? . . . . ANS: Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Finally aftr so many controversies Shoiab got Sania.Now I appeal to other Pakistanis thatplZPlz.koi Rakhi Sawant ko bhi le jao na Yaar.
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Jaane kya hoga is DESH ka!!!Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka istamaal karte hain.Ab is SMS padhnewale ko hi le lo:)
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Mere pas IPL Nagpur cricket match ke 5 VIP passes aaye hue hain . Chalna hai kya ?Agar aisa koi mesg aaye to batana , main bhi chalunga !!!!!!!!!
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AapAachheImaandarSanskarwanSunderSushilSamjhadaarPyareKhubsuratTailented Insaan ho,Pata KaroYe Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai
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Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,Zhr ko Zhr kat skta he,tum plz apna khyal rakhna.Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..
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shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiyashaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya
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Life me jisko hota he gum, vo pita he Rum, Ankho me jis k ho tear, vo pita he BEaR, Jisko Love lagta he risky, vo pita he WHISKY, to pio WINE.& maro LINE...
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AAJ APKO EK SCRET BATANI HAI LOG MERE SMS KO BHAGWAN MANTE HAI PATA HAI JAB BHI MERA SMS AATA HAI LOG KEHTE HAI 'HEY BHAGWAN FIR AA GAYA'
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aRZ HAI CHAM CHAM KARTI CHANDNI , TIM TIM KARTE TAARE**************************************** KOI BE SMS NAHI KARTA 'BESHARM' HO GAYE HAI SARE
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safed salwar me tum bilkul ambulance lagti,fark itna hai wo ghayalon ko lekar jaati hai,aur tum ghayal kar ke jaati ho..
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Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA......Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..........itni sakti hamen dena dat
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Khun dan karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna.......khun dan karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...........BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna
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Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.....Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.......aja aja dil nichoderaat ki matki phode
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Lips r lyk frnds.If we say Studyng,readng,writing d lips wil nvr join!Bt if we say roaming,bunking playng,shoping saale fat se jud jate h...:-)
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Kisi k exam me number badhwane ho to hume Naam aur Roll number send kar dena. ...........'Hm Dua Krenge'.:-):-)
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Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...... Wah wahVisualisation mat karo aage pado......Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.......Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH ;-)
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Andheri raat thi,wo mera saath thi, main uske upar tha wo mera niche thi, Hatto main hath, pairo main pair....bura mat man na wo meri CYCLE thi.
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Teri surat par dil waru ...wah wah Teri jarurat par jaan waru...wah wah jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..wah wah
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Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai? Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli, aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete.. what an idea sir ji..
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