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Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?Old Man Replied: Yes,Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
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Height of shame :A girl with her face covered on a bus stopA man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??Girl replies.......Papa mein hoon.
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Why Madras is named Chennai?.....B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...CHEN-NAISamjhe
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How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?..Ask My Parents.
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Billboard On The Side Of The Road:'Keep Your Eyes On The RoadAnd Stop Reading These Boards.' :-)
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2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?...Police:Bcz Govt. Order 'SAVE OUR TIGERS'
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when U WERE Born..................The Cloud Parted,Sun shinedand God appeared in front of alland say'SORRY FOR MISTAKE' kindly adjust it...
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For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.
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Ideal pair does not require ,compatible looks,compatible nature,same taste & same size ..........The best example is......GATHIYA & JALEBI............
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What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?????????????A LOT OF FINGER PRINTS..HAHAHAHA
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I wrote this shortly after my first marriage, a long long time ago, trying to describe the evolution of love. From my First Love to what I thought at the time was my Last
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ULTIMATE MEANING OF LOVE'What is special in Love? Nothing special. it has two vowels, two consonants and two fools'
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10 TerroristsCame by BOAT recently..543 Terrorists willSoon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……
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What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???. . . . . . Guess??? . . . . . Give it a shot.... . . . MARUTI 800!!!
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What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?. . . . . . A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?. . . . . A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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D most Romantic state of India.....???Guess......!!!O....Yes!!!West Bengal...!!!U know why????Har raat we're having candle light dinner....thanxx to d West Bengal State Electricity Board...!!!
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crazy doc to patient:There are no medicines,the only thing that can stop the hair falling is the floor!
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A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.Man said:My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->
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One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets.........
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