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not every flower represents love..bt rose did..not every tree can stand thirst..bt cactus did...not every monkey can read sms..bt hey u did it...
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Buying a notebook- Rs 30 Getting a refil- Rs 6 pencil- Rs 2. but the joy of not finishin assignment n standin out...Priceless !!Dere r sum things money can't buy.....
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A smile cost less then electricity But Gives more light So Always smile & prove that Ur the bes bulb in WORLDDon't get Fused:)
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Who is D laziestperson in D world?::::::::::::::::::ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...
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Boy:Boys are always more intelligent than girlsGirl:Any proof?Boy:We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)
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Identification of Students1.Books in bags-BANGALORE 2.Books in hands-DELHI 3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI 4.No books but mobile in hand-KOLKATA We ROCK:-)
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Luv a gal bt dnt tuch her bdy,if u tuch da bdy u'l bcum a papa..snd dis msg 2 al ur frens 2 cntrl India populatn.'JAI HIND'
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SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS with MILK..! Evening:-Two PEG with CHIPS..! & Night:-Two LEGS with LIPS..! Enjoy WINTER wth my TIPS..Happy winter.
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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!
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Arz kiya hai..Jungle me sapere been liye beithe hai,Gaur farmaiyejungle me sapere been liye beithe hai,SAAp b kamine hai durbin liye beithe hai..
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Read very slowly:-You are a que tea, love lee, grey ate, one nest,at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub & you are my most press yes fry end?..House dhat !!!!!
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my wife has got split personalities and i hate both of them
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1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.2. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u3. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
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Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're gone.' Titanic'
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the longest word in english pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis(45 letters),it's a disease name occuring in lungs.
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2day i learn something abt human nature. No matter how regularly U msg sum1, U wont get response but if its an unknown no. Every1 will erspond
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Plz Send Ur Full SizeColour PHOTO GRAPHs Soon s PossibleI Really Need It s I'm MakingA Collection Of'God's Top10 Mistakes':D
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Pls ignore this msg, if u're married, commited or havin an affair........ Happy independence day.... !!!!
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Luv never dies..It remains forever&forever&forever&forever..Only partner changes.. ;-)So keep loving d latest one ;-)
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Today is chocolate day,Dairy milk 4 love,Perk for friends,Kit Kat for best friends,Polo for hatred,And mentos for cool persons,what do you choose 4 me,Reply is must...
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