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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,Tsunamis to arise,Hurricanes to sway around,&No one teaches how to choose a husband..NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-)
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Never make the same mistake twice,There are so many new ones,Try a different one each day.
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When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.Time can turn at any time.Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...
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Don't Mess With Me Coz I Know Kung-Fu,Karate,Boxing,Ninja & Other Kind Of Dangerous WORDS....
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IN NEW ZEALAND THERE IS A BABY BORN HIS WEIGHT IS 80 KG .... IT INCREASED UPTO 280 KGIN 15 DAYS INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE ANSWER;;;;;;;BECOZ BABY WAS AN ELEPHANT
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sorry 4 not sending sms 4 sm days.Actully police arrested me 4 killing a girl, i didn,t kill her i just asked ........................will u marry me?
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when u r happy and sitting on the rocks,Remove your shoes n smell your socks!!
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While at the college Santa happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Santa writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
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Difference between poetry and lecture .Poetry: Something said by a girl friendLecture: Same thing said by a wife
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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG? ItsA Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl now reverse the order :GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!
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IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job, U continue
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Very Important Health Tips:Please Don’t EatPizzas,Samosay,Sandwich,Ice Cream,Chocolate,AndDahi Barray.Without,ME…OK?
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An intelligent employee`s prayer-Lord! Please give me WISDOM to understand my boss and PATIENCE to deal with his moods.Don`t give me STRENGTH otherwise I`ll kill him
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My uncle lost his dog last week.I said why don't you put an advertisement in newspaper?Uncle replied: Don't be silly, my dog can't read newspaper..
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what did a handsome do say to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinnernear romantic river in the open moonlight.----------------------'BHOW BHOW'what else it can say!!!
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'Some people join the army because they are single & they love WAR.''Others join the army because they are married & they love PEACE':-)
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What is the seceret of my energy?Boost? NoHorlics? NoMoney? NoFame NoThen what?A sweet SMS from U.
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Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie''3 IDIOTS''Bcoz Us Main Aap KoNahi Liya Giya.We All Protest Against ThisBcoz You Are The Most Deservng IdiotExisting Today:-)
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law of conversion of knowledge, according to this law, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant.....
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Failure Is Not WhenYour GirlFriend LeavesYouIt’s When YouDon’t Try ForHer Sister
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