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All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .IllegalBannedFatteningExpensiveOr . . .Married to Others. . . ;->
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What is the meaning of PyaRthink..........The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
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Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...
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Help a girl wen she is in trouble n she wil surely remember u.. only wen shez again in trouble:-Shakespeare
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1 day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remember any1 now? I told UR nameGod- smiled and said some virus cant be formatted
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years ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter & other joys of life, were called SAINTS !!!BUT, now-------------they are called STUDENTS.....
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There is one word in english that is always pronounced wrong, what is it? Ans: wrong.
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2003 1 sms 7 Rs 1 idli 2 Rs 2004 1 sms 5 Rs 1 idli2.5 Rs 2005 1 sms 2 Rs 1 idli 3 Rs 2008 1 sms 0.23 paisa 1 idli 5 Rs 2009 700 sms 7 Rs 1 idli 7 Rs . . . . . . 2015 No idli Only sms
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Whoever Says'Money Can't Buy Happiness'Is A Fool ...Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...Give Me SomeAndWatch Me Smile... =P ;)
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KAJOL IS THE TERRORIST & SHE USES SHAHRUKH'S DECENCY & HONESTY TO HELP HER ASSOCIATES ATTACK THE TWIN TOWERS (THE 9/11 CASE)..NOW ENJOY WATCHING THE MONIE- MY NAME IS KHAN!! ;-)
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definition for Human being:A creature that cuts trees,makes papers and writes 'SAVE TREES' on it..!!! Funny people.....!!!!!!
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Share My Sweetness,Search My Soul,Seek My Sweet Heart,Succeed My SmartnessSee My Smile,So Keep Sending SMS
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whn u get dis sms send it to one person u love,one u hate,one u always thnk of &one u wish 2 kill..now keepguessin y i sent it to U.
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What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?...Any Guess !...No !...NoT To WorrY !...iT’s !...Yeskia . . . . .
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If u really wanna know the meaning of life…???then…then….…….look in the Dictionary…
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ULTRA HEIGHT OF LAZYNESS-..SLEEPING & DREAMING....In DREAMING also SLEEPING!!!
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Try this Game : Take ur Mobile, select vibrate mode & put in water & call from landline,Ur mobile will start swimming!It's a jolly game.. Plz Plz try it
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Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.
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U hav cute eyes,U hav sweet voice,U hav beautifull nose,U hav smart look,U hav sharp brain.Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!
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Fact 1-A cigarette reduces a man's life by 5mins.Fact 2-Smile increases a man's life by 10mins.MORAL-A smiling smoker never dies.:)
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