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Power house company ki job haisalary Rs 45,000 /-karni hai to reply karein.?jayada mehant ka kam nahiBusbijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..
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kash tum 'Goat' hote,hum tume ghaas khilate aur pyaar se tumare sing hilate aur puchte msg bhejne me kanjus kon?tum ya main?toh tum pyaar se bolte mai mai mai plz call mee
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C.I.D. Shayari:-Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..Wah wah..Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..Oh my god.!Sir,Ye toh mar chuka h
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Whenver any1 SAYs sumthin bad 2 u, dnt cry.Remember, it takes 49muscles to cry &12muscles to smile,Bt only 6 muscles to gv a punch,, toh ghuma k dena saale ko.
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Wo aayi hum dekhte raheWo muskurai hum chup rahewo bolti rahi humne suna nhiJab wo jane lagi hum chillaye..mam.mam.mam.meri attendence reh gai...
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Mchar marne ka tarika pehle 1 zinda mchar pkde fir use zamin pe litaye, fir gudugudi kare jaise hi hasne k liye mchr mouth khole use ALL OUT pila de.
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Ladki se NASHA hota hai.NASHE se junun.JUNUN se mehnat.MEHNAT se padhai.PADHAI se CAREER.isliye CAREER banane k liye ladki ptana bahut zaruri hai...!
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Loji, Rajaai aur kambal ko karo maaf,Cooler aur AC ko kar lo saaf,ab bina nahaaye baat nahi banni, par sabhaav me rakho narmi, aapko hamari taraf se happy Garmi
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aasman se patthar gira pani me,aasman se patthar gira pani me,.auraawaz aayi dubuk-dubuk.
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HORRO PJ-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,WAH WAH!Arz kiya hai-Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,Wah wah!Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat...
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wo konsi baat hai jo 1000 saal pehalay bhi students kehtay thay,aaj bhi kehtay hein or qayamat tak kaheingay?ans:bas kal sey INSHALLAH parhai shru....
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your account has been successfully by Rs.750.93. Your account balance is Rs.690.74.dekho to chehra aise khil gaya jaise bandar to kela mil gaya
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Dost roothe, to rab roothe,Dost fir roothe to jag chhoote..Dost fir roothe to dil toote,Dost fir roothe to LAAT MARO SAALON KO!Roz ka ek hi naatak hai :-|
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ek hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya hai ' teri smile mein kya gazab ki chamak hai'. vo muskura k boli 'ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTH PASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI'
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if power is gone in america,they call the power house.In china they check the fuse,but in India they see neighbour`s house...sabki gayi hai na to thik hai
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Bijla+badal=savanaaya.Barat+ baja= Dhulaaaya.Ful + najare = Basantaaya.aap + aapki hasi=bhago....bhut aaya!!!!
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Kyun chalti hai pawan,Because of evaporation .Kyun jhoome hai gagan,Because of earth's rotation.Kyun machalta hai mann,Because of disorder in digestion.Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
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Duniya k 5 Muskil kaam. 1.Murgi Ko Lipstick lagna, 2.Hathi Ko God me Bithana, 3.Cockroch Ko pyar karna, 4.Machar Ko Kapday Pehnana. aur Aapko Bhul jana.
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My swt heart. My,kuchikuchi. my,nonudonu. my,golumolu. my,darling. my,sweet-sweet. 'DOGGY' pata nai kaha chala gaya, tumhare ghar to nahi aya;)
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Roye hum iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar...Ke laash khud uthkar boli .......LE TU MARLEY,PEHLE...!!! :-);-
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