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she: all my life i have been saving my kisses for a men like you.he:- So you are ready to lose the savings of lifetime.
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things go rite wen u walk on the path of heart but if u don't do so well dont worry untill u r thrown out of the house
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Archimede's love principle-Wen a heart is dipped partially or fully in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories.. ;-)
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A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS-..Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday!!..Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge???Ha Ha!!..Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.
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One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U, Bcoz It Is Intelligent
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A woman met a man Walking along the streets Wearing only one shoe. 'Just Lost A Shoe?' She asked He answered: 'Nope, Just Found One' ;)
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Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
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An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA.. So, Always change Women to change Ideas WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...
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Best error message of the century.....!!!!An error shown by a computer:No keyboard connected!!Press F1 to continue... ;->
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It's Sad For A GirlTo Reach An Age WhenMen Consider HerCHARMLESSButIts Worse For A ManTo Reach An Age WhenGirl Considers HimHARMLESS ...
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Advertisement in a shop.Guitar, for sale: Cheap´┐Ż no strings attached.
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Ek Company k CEO ne muje challenge dete hue kaha'Agar tum meri Beti ko pata lo to My apni Company ka naam badal dunga.'Fir kya huaHUTCH is now VODAFONE.
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Full forms of SAREESexyAirfulRoom ofEntertainment ExcitementFull forms of BRABallRestingAreaFull forms of PANTIEPull downAtNightToInternalEnjoy
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sms lab work aim:to disturb you apparatus:cell procedure1:missed call2:blank msg 3:repeat 1&2 result : u r disturbed .side effect : i am disturbed
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Alcohol contains female hormonesPROOF: after drnkng....1male talk unnecessarily,2.become over emotional3.drive badly4.stop thinking5.Fight 4 nothing
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Sign Above A Classroom Clock:'This clock will Never be Stolen,Coz too Many Students are Watching it'
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lip+lip=kisskiss+kiss=lovelove+love=sexsex+sex=childrenchildren+children=population. population is a great problem in our country. so be careful.
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As per the weather reports,there is a chance for heavy rain across karnataka for the next 2 days.Use this rare opportunity!Dont miss this chance 'TAKE BATH'....
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@@ Thought of the Day @@Dont Trust Ur Heart...........Bcze Its Not On The Right Side......
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Do u know the basic diff btwn luv & exam ! love : you ve so many thought bt u can't expres .Exam : you don't ve a single thought still u have 2 expres it,
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