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Why to Buy a Pillow ?A Friend Is Like A Pillow,You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,Cry On When You Are In Pain AndEmbrace When You Are Happy,So Remember When You Need A FriendBuy A Pillow..
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dear frinedz... dont rum behind a bus or a girl in any situation in your life....coz .................after a minute another will come...
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6 promises 2 b taken before choosing engineering....1.i hate rest....2.i've already enjoyed ma life in childhood....3.i love tension...4.i dont want 2 spend time with ma family and friends....5.i love 2 work in sundays and holidays....and finally...6.i want to take revenge on myself....
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The stock market is weird thing. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart.
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Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up? Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up. Why do Guys drink after break up? Bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
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Rajanikanth is remaking TITANIC with some changes..In d climax HE doesn't diebut SWIMS across d Ocean..with Heroine in one hand 'nTITANIC on d other...!
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A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Known & Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognised.!! ;-)
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The next Generation poemTWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEERHOW I WONDER WHAT A BARQUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGHDRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY.
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Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?Have I did anything wrong?Keep in touch with me at least these few days,yes its really hurtingyour sweet friend.......“books”
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2 years of fun and joyful college lifecomes to an end in a few months,there afterno silly jokes in middle of class,no bunking ,no cultural fun,no bits to pass,no stupid talks in class.
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Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 2627 28 29 30 31 32ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
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He+She= love.he+she+love= marriage.he+she+love+marriage= child.he+she+love+marriage+child= family.ANDhe+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem.So my dear friendEAST OR WESTSINGLE LIFE IS THE BEST.
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There is always a light at the end of a tunnel..Just Hope its not a train
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'Old Age' is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..
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the 'Results of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger.'so think once before getting angry because 'of someone 'n' on someone'.
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a women is like a beer. they smell good,they look good,you'd step over your own mother just to get one!but you can't stop at one. you wanna drink another women.
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A GHOST SAID TO ANOTHER GHOST DO YOU BELEIVE IN MAN...SO ANOTHER GHOST SAID NAHI YAAR YE SAB BEKAAR KI BATAIN HAI...
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U are Sweet like TOM,Cute like JERRY,Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,Strong like POPEYE,Innocent like Tweety,In short,U are Complete CARTOON
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A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always
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I`m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it`s hard enough to find your way around China town.
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