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People laugh @ me, because i am different & i laugh @ them because they R all Same. That's called attitude. Life is yours,U Live it in Ur own..
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Must work on Gandhi Jayanti; Gandhiji said Work is Workship, and we enjoy holiday on his birthday.
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RULES For SUCCESS:Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U KnowRule2: I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1
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This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside
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A,./,/.,;lk,/.,/.,d./.,?><./.,../>?.'l-=o3-4u984598876*&%&^^%#^$&)(*&*&%&^%*&*)(*)(&*&%^#$#!!$&^_(*)(+*)(+*(*^&^$%#$#!@!^*&(**)(*(*^&$^%#@@$%&*^*&&(*^&^$#^$#*^$&^&(*&*&%(%#(*&*&%&^%*&*)(*)(&*&%^#$#!!$&(*&*&%&^%*&*)#$#!!$&^_(*)(+*)(*)(&*&%^#$#!!$&^_(*)(+*)Sending U photo copy of your BRAIN.
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A true apology has parts...1-I am sorry...2-Its my fault...3-What can i do to make it right?Most of the time we miss the 3rd point...
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If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad or lost, u know whats wrong? u r suffering from lack of vitamin 'ME' so stay in touch with me.
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1 day all girls of earth went 2 God n askdwho is d most loving smart n honest boy?All d girls returnd 2 earth wid a questionWho is Imtiyaz?
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3 Places Where A HumaN CaNNot Die??...THINK..Take Ur Time.No aNswer??..1.HeaveN2.Hell3.STAR PLUS'S SERIALS
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A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,Create a Lot of Noise & UltimatelyDROP d MATTER
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A meeting is the assembly of those intelligent person who singly can do nothing but together they sit and decide that nothing can be done
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Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time..
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Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.2. ______ main hi chor hoon.3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.4. ______ main hi idiot hoonLet me see who is brave !!!
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If?1=5,2=25,3=125,4=625,then 5=?Think befor scrolling down!Answer is 1,Remember 1st line 1=5!Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe :)
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Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)Now send your sms and call at this new number…........§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
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The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips....Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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You think of me & i think of you.When we both think of each other,Do you know what it means?It means we both..Have no other work to do!Dono velay ;-)
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AAJ KA DINNER:PYAAR KI ROTI,KHUSHI KI SABJI,CHAHAT KA RAITA,RISHTO KA SALAD,FRIEND SHIP KI DISH.. YOUR BILL..JUST 1SMS WHEN YOU ARE FREE
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Watch 'AAj Tak NEWS' now.75 college GIRL r Admitted in Apollo Hospital 4 suicide attempt?Reason-My mobile was swithtd off, last night.
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Love ur job. . . but never fall in love with ur company,Bcoz u never know when ur company will stop loving u. . !!
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