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Indian i have 4 sister n 3 brothers (133 Characters)
in Funny (83 Impressions)
indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
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MORAL STORY OFMILLIONAIRE Money cant (124 Characters)
in Funny (71 Impressions)
MORAL STORY OFMILLIONAIRE:Money can't buyHappiness....But Somehow itz MoreComfortable 2 Cry in a BMW Car than on a Cycle..!!
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DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILETO TOILET (134 Characters)
in Funny (67 Impressions)
DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILETO TOILET.!Wonder why.?Because you canNOT. . .WALK WHEN YOU TALK ! B-)WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)Keep smilililing. .
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Process Engineers are the ones who (105 Characters)
in Funny (74 Impressions)
Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex iswrong
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Instrument engineer is a Person who (84 Characters)
in Funny (89 Impressions)
Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
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Controls manager is one who asks if the (95 Characters)
in Funny (88 Impressions)
Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
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A tragic Love story A Pig fell in love (150 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
A tragic Love-story:A Pig fell in love with a Hen..1 day they kissed each other!...Next day,the Pig died of Bird Flu!& the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-(
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Gud morning ab aap soch rahe hoge k gud (158 Characters)
in Funny (136 Impressions)
gud morning ab aap soch rahe hoge k gud mornin raat mein kyu ?na baat sun meri phone merapaise meremsg meramrzi merijo mann mein aye bhejoongalehappy birthday
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A job in Railways Salary 15000 job (173 Characters)
in Funny (83 Impressions)
A job in Railways.Salary 15000/-,job profile:-When theheadlight of the Engineis not working youhave to run infront ofthe train with a torch,So hurry up...wish u all the best
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Modern poem Taliban Taliban Yes papa (132 Characters)
in Funny (76 Impressions)
“Modern poem”Taliban Taliban,Yes papa….Having a bomb,No papa….Telling a lie?No papa….Open ur jacket,.Thaaa thaaaathaaaa ¤
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Nice people are like wind u can only (141 Characters)
in Funny (71 Impressions)
Nice people are like wind...u can only feel their presence & sinceritynow,dont look here & there to find themjust look at d name of d sender!
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The average man s life consists of (200 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too....!
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If you Hide ill Seek youif you Lost (183 Characters)
in Funny (81 Impressions)
if you Hide, i'll Seek youif you Lost, i'll search youif you'll leave me, i'll wait for youif day take you away from me, i'll fight for youBut if u stop missing me, i'll bite you.....
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Hi Need one girl to marry Age no bar (133 Characters)
in Funny (81 Impressions)
Hi! Need one girl to marry...Age no bar, color no bar,Height no bar,Caste no bar,but.... girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
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Best Traffic Ad of the year Picture of (142 Characters)
in Funny (134 Impressions)
Best Traffic Ad of the year:Picture of Lord GANESHA with a saying:-'Care 4 U'r head & wear hemlet , not every1 gets a replacement like me....'
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NEWTONS LAW OF ROMANCE Love can neither (118 Characters)
in Funny (65 Impressions)
NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE Love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be changed from one girl to another....
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What is da true meaning of Study (124 Characters)
in Funny (80 Impressions)
What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited smsD. DreamingY. Yawning…So study hard ok !!!!
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Two way for deathFAST DEATH1 take long (131 Characters)
in Funny (82 Impressions)
two way for deathFAST DEATH1.take long rope tie in your neck and dieSLOW DEATHtake small rope and tie it on girls neck and marry...
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Newtons law of luv every boy on earth (158 Characters)
in Funny (75 Impressions)
newtons law of luv: every boy on earth is attracted towrds a girl wid a force propotionalto beauty of girl and inversly prpotionl to strenghth of her brothers
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Have a confession to make ever since i (145 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
have a confession to make ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night i see u in my dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST
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