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N o t h i n g I n T h e W o r l d I s M o r e E x p e n s i v e T h a n H a v i n g A G i r l f r i e n d W h o' s T o t a l l y F r e e O n W e e k e n d
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grls life...like dogs. school time paltu kutti. cllge time awara kutti. service time khujli wale kutti. marriage time wafadar kutti. budape me faltu kutti
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*SWINE FLUE SHAYARI*wAAH RE INDIA WAAH KYA KISMAT PAYI HAI JEENA (LIFE) MAHANGA HUA TO MAUT FOREIGN SR MANGAVAE HAI.
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If i born as cloth, I will decorate ur body.. If i born as flower, I will decorate ur hair.. If i born as hair, I will touch ur chick n kiss.. If i born as shoe, I will be ur slave on ur legs.. BUT,, Wat to do, I born as GIRL, Cant even be close to ur shadow..
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I can lose 5 letter word ‘Money’ 4 letter word ‘Food’ 3 letter word ‘Joy’ 2 letter word ‘Me’ But I can’t lose ONE letter word That’s “U”
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Marketing lessons:You propose a girl-Directing Marketing.You propose on phone-Tele Marketing.Girl slaps you after proposal-Customer Feedback…
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L———-O———V———E———L=loss of money.O=out of mind.V=vaste of time.E=end of life.so dont’t LOVE.ONLY LINE MARO………….
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B.A. - Beautiful AngelB.E. - Beautiful EyesB.Sc. - Beautiful StructureB.Com - Beautiful CommunicationM.B.A. - Married But Awesome!
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To hear wat is unspoken,To see wat is unseen,To feel without touch is calledSCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;) ”
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ru know full fom of DARLING ? D = dear A = always R = remembar L = love I = is N = not G = game
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HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE:-Stdnt seeing a monkey out of d window & d professor scolds him U R SEEING A MONKEY OUTSIDE, WHEN I'M THERE IN CLASS...........
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U r very special to me.I don't want to lose a friend like u.I Always pray that u should b safe.So plzB careful whenever u jump fromTree To Tree;
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Top 5 reasons u take PCMU hate sleep;U hv enjoyed ur life enough;U cant live without tension;U want to take revenge on urself;U want to pay ur sins.
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u r… A B C D E F G H I J K L A=Aachhe B=Briliant C=Cool D=Dashing E=Emotional F=Fantastic G=Great H=Hot I=Intelligent & JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga
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WHAT IS EDUCATION?WASTING QUATER PART OF LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPENT REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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Leave Application by a kid- O my master Wen I cum rain water chhamm chhamm leh mera fisal gya dhadam niche my bag & upar was hum isliye 2day i cannot cum...
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Life is like movieIf u r sad-DramaIf u r afraid-SuspenceIf u r angry-Angrywhen u look at the mirror-ComedyNow u r snilling- thats HORROR
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WHAT IS EDUCATION? Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste balance part of life.-
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There is -no message -no joke -no morale teaching -no pun -no fun . . . . . . . . . . I know you dont trust me . . . . . . believe me. . . . . . . is sms me kuch bhi nahi hai
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if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrollin think. Answer is 1. Remember the First Line.. 1=5..? Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
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