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You are very special 4 me? Therefore . . . . . . . i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;->
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As years go by - u may lose your hair,teeth---eyes sight--but not your Talent-Smartness-brightness-inteligence-coz you can lose only what you have...
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U r a very special frnd 2 me so,i wana gift u N-73 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN geen lena pure 73 hai........
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A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog & He Died On d SPOT Then All Dogs Decided 2 Give 1 Leg Support 2 Wall While Doing SuSu
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1. school ------- yaadein 2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman 3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi 4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna 5.course -------- godzilla 6.exams -------- kalyug 7.examination hall---- chamber of secret 8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak 9. question paper ---------
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KISS is a key of love LOVE is a lock of MARRIAGE MARRIAGE is a box of CHILDRENS CHLDRENS ARE FUTURE OF INDIA SO START KISSING....
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1finger on horn1leg on gear1ear listening songs1ear on mobile1hand on acceleratorother on clutch& eyes on girlsWelcome to INDIAA very busy nation
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ANYBODY CAN QUIT SMOKINGBUTIT TAKES A REAL MAN TO FIGHTLUNG CANCER
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Defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
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Never ask a woman her age,...A man, his salary,...And now-a-days.A student, his percentage ...It hurts........!
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Limit of Smartness..In a Cricket Match, 1 Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks.A smart boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said I lOvE mY iNDia. ; )
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Don't Do DrugsBecauseIf You Do DrugsYou'll Go To PrisonAndDrugs Are ReallyExpensive In Prison......... !! ;->
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><}};> <:}}>< ><}};> <:}}>< ><}};> <:}}>< ye fish hamari dosti ki nishani hain inhen sambhal kar rakhna aur ye mar na jayen is liye apne mobile ko pani me daal kar rakhna.
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To be is to do. (by Socrates) To do is to be.(by Plato) To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare) Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)
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World's Shortest Love Story . . . He Smiled... She Smiled... Baby Cried...:
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if you donot have girlfriend you missing something in your life. and if you have girlfriend then you missing evering thing in your life.
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Light can replace Sun,Parents can replace God,But nothing in World can replace YOU...!Why..?Local Items No GuaranteeNoReplacement....!
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6 tips to be happy in life: 1-never be late 2-live simple 3-expect little 4-work more 5-always smile 6-daily tell my name 100 times...
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If u have time press downagain if u have timepress up
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Pledge of himachali boys: himachal is our nation, everyday is celebration, to hell with education, bcoz the thekais our destination.
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