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Wht happen no sms didnt reccharge (128 Characters)
in Funny (95 Impressions)
wht happen no sms ... didn't reccharge? ok i'm sending the recharge card no: |||||||||||| |||||||||||| scratch here with blade:)
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You are such delight and add joy to my (118 Characters)
in Funny (88 Impressions)
You are such delight and add joy to my nights I want you to know what you mean to me and oh.. I hope that you can see.
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COLLEGE MEMORRIES 1side LOve silent (151 Characters)
in Funny (111 Impressions)
COLLEGE MEMORRIES: 1side LOve... silent mode mobile... bus stand comedies... last period galataas... birthday treats... 1 night study 4 nxt day exam...
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I had a dream last night Only you and (160 Characters)
in Funny (97 Impressions)
I had a dream last night Only you and me.. We were running in a garden, Me in the Front and You, running After me.. and with the background music of Vodafone..!
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Happy New Year I know its Too Early (150 Characters)
in Funny (84 Impressions)
“Happy New Year”. I know its Too Early, but I’ve 100s of Handsome GUYS and GIRLS to Wish, so, I decided to finish off Uncles and Aunties First.!
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However high the sky may be However (137 Characters)
in Funny (93 Impressions)
However high the sky may be. However wide the river may be. However strong the wind may be. Just remember, It’s None of Your Business.!
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I HATE UI HATE UI HATE U I HATE UH (142 Characters)
in Funny (111 Impressions)
I HATE UI HATE UI HATE U I HATE UH= happy to see youA=always miss youT=thank u for being my dostE=every day i remember youso really i hate you
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I will test your blood please wait (120 Characters)
in Funny (82 Impressions)
I will test your blood... please wait... searching... still seaching... just a moment... wow no blood found ALL SUGAR!!!
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Today Is Balance Sharing Day So Send (121 Characters)
in Funny (86 Impressions)
Today Is Balance Sharing Day, So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The Proof Of Ur Friendship With Me Happy Balance Day.. ->
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Always remember 2 rules 1 rahul ur (135 Characters)
in Funny (97 Impressions)
always remember 2 rules... 1.rahul,ur frend is always right! 2.whenever u feel that he is wrong,slap urself and see rule no. 1 again...
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Open My HeartGet InsideIf You Found (94 Characters)
in Funny (109 Impressions)
Open My HeartGet InsideIf You Found SomeElse Inside My HeartJust Say Hi And Sit Down With Her.
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January to december sunday to saturday (140 Characters)
in Funny (115 Impressions)
January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm ....... My feelings for u have never changed .... u .... R .... always !!!! a HEADACHE to me
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Breakup Tips How 2 Create Da Biggest (120 Characters)
in Funny (79 Impressions)
Breakup Tips : How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ?? Simple Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying: I LOVE U TOO
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Playful If you love someone Set her (148 Characters)
in Funny (78 Impressions)
Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ………… ….. *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * **********
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Principal Why u r late Papu Bike (134 Characters)
in Funny (87 Impressions)
Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!! Princpal:- Why can't you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY WHEN A (101 Characters)
in Funny (85 Impressions)
WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY? WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs
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Ghajani effectA Boy opens his tiffin (118 Characters)
in Funny (85 Impressions)
Ghajani effectA Boy opens his tiffin box on the road? He wanted to check, Whether he was going 2 school or coming back
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What do you get when you offer a blonde (73 Characters)
in Funny (80 Impressions)
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change.
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If A Baby Is Born In AFRICA What Will (122 Characters)
in Funny (105 Impressions)
If A Baby Is Born In AFRICA, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Hav Teeth...
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Q Where do you find giant snails A (84 Characters)
in Funny (92 Impressions)
Q: Where do you find giant snails? A: On the ends of their fingers. (Giants' nails.)
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