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ONCE A BOY ASKED 'GOD' IS IT WRONG 2 SLEEP WIT A GAL B4 MARRIAGE 'GOD';NO IT IS NOT.... BUT D PROB IS DAT U GUYS DON SLEEP
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PERFECT EXAMPLES; TENSION; WEN WIFE IS PREGNANT TERROR; WEN GAL FRND IS PREGNANT HORROR; WENBOTH ARE PREGNANT TRAGEDY; WEN YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE 4 BOTH
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I Want 2 Kill U But I Can't,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) 'According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'
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I met money one day. I said, 'You are just a piece of paper.' Money smiled and said, 'Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life
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Man’s Aim in Life- 76543210 7-Digit Earnings 6-Digit Savings 5-Room Penthouse 4-Wheel Limo 3-Week Holiday 2-Lovely Girlfriends 1-Sweet and Silent Wife 0-Enemies
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When I Send an SMS It Doesn’t Mean You Have to Do the Same You Can Send Movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs Even DDs & Cheques are Accepted BE DIFFERENT
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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm) 2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no? cod 2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given 2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice 3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question 4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk 4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly #Last 10 mnts relax..
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Height of mixed emotionur enemy falls from 7th floor on ur brand new benz car
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8Semesters80GB syllabus80Mb we study 80KB we remember80bytes we ans.BINARY Marks we get, dis is known as B tech( Brain is Technically Empty)
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When u fall,Trust me..I'll be there to catch u../o/()>>o__()--!!o><()!! >-->-o0ops!!Once more plz.I wasn't ready! ;-)
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DEFINE AGONY: Its like a One Armed Man Hanging at the Edge of a Cliff by his Only Arm! And with his Butt Devastatingly Itchy. DEFINE DEATH: He Scratched I
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MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop
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What Is The Similarity B/w A Beautiful, Educated,Wise , Loving &Caring Wife & Osama Bin Ladin Both Cannot Be Found
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket, How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
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Law Of Answering In 'If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!' Do U Know Which Law It Is? This Is 'Law Of Answering In Examination'...:-)
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Exam se pehle kudrat se ye dua karein: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga :-)
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1 2 3 4 5 6 niche kya dekhte ho etna bhi nahi aata KG me admite ho jao
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If I Ever Rude To U If Evr I Was Angry Wid U If Evr I Mis-behaved Wid U Dan Don't Hesitate Jst SLAP UrSelf.. Galti Tumhari He hogi.
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Relation Between Men &Women As On Now Days :- You Can Touch Each Other But You Cannot Touch Each Other?s Mobiles . . !
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