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M O H A B B A T Karoge to ye sub milega (150 Characters)
in Funny (78 Impressions)
M.O.H.A.B.B.A.T Karoge to ye sub milega M-Maut O-Ooljhan H-Haadsa A-Aansoo B-Barbadi B-Bewafai A-Andhera T-Tanhai so dont take risk in life ok friend.
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Har ladki apne me RANI LAXMI BAI hoti (149 Characters)
in Funny (93 Impressions)
Har ladki apne me 'RANI LAXMI BAI' hoti hai, jab mayke me rehti hai to 'RANI' jab shadi hokar jati hai to 'LAXMI' or sasural me kam krte-krte 'BAI'..
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Ek Sarkari daftar ke board par likha (117 Characters)
in Funny (99 Impressions)
Ek Sarkari daftar ke board par likha tha kripya shor na karen! Kissi ne uske niche likh diya! Varna hum jaag jayenge!
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Lips Bhindi Ki Tarah Gaal Tamatar Ki (155 Characters)
in Funny (72 Impressions)
'Lips' Bhindi Ki Tarah, 'Gaal' Tamatar Ki Tarah, 'Eyes' Matar Ki Tarah, Aur 'Face' Gobhi Ki Tarah, ''Hey Allah'' EK Dost Diya Woh Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.
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P Y A R WAT IS PYAAR P Pagal (138 Characters)
in Funny (69 Impressions)
*P===Y===A===R*WAT IS PYAAR?P- Pagal honaY- Yaadon me khoneA- Akele honaR- Roj ka rona dhona..ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)
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1 Bar Hichki Aye SamajhnaIm Remembering (143 Characters)
in Funny (108 Impressions)
1 Bar Hichki Aye SamajhnaI'm Remembering U2 Bar Aae ToI Want 2 Meet U3 Bar AyeToI Miss UAgr,Firse AyeToh Plz pani p lenaMujhe aur bhi kaam hai.
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One Special Surprise 4 u Close ur Eyes (114 Characters)
in Funny (80 Impressions)
One Special Surprise 4 u !Close ur Eyes!10987654321kis baat ka srprize? Tumne kab aankh band ki. Hum se hosiyaari.
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Life may hamesha Haste raho muskrate (153 Characters)
in Funny (80 Impressions)
Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………Tum... 'KUWARE' ho…..
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Amazing pj Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao (119 Characters)
in Funny (61 Impressions)
Amazing pj.Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai.......Socho socho....Chalo mai batati hu.chandrasheker
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Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai Maine (162 Characters)
in Funny (98 Impressions)
Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai,Maine tumhe apna samaj ke batai thi or tumne sab ko bata di tumne mera bharosa tod diya sab ko Q bataya ki Mai Bahut sweet hoon.
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Char zero ek sat kese likhoge Aise (122 Characters)
in Funny (78 Impressions)
Char zero ek sat kese likhoge??Aise-0000 ?.?Nahi aise-4017.Try to c things the way they are-by BABA RANCHHOR DAS CHANCHAD.
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What is the biggest pressure on a pak (153 Characters)
in Funny (98 Impressions)
What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?..Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!
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Kuch to DUNIYADARI rakho Kuch to DOSTI (140 Characters)
in Funny (86 Impressions)
Kuch to 'DUNIYADARI' rakho.Kuch to 'DOSTI YAARI' rakho.Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna 'MOBILE' almari vich rakho...:-);-)
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GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO HAR TARAF (132 Characters)
in Funny (86 Impressions)
GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,HAR TARAF KHARABI NAJAR LAGEGI,AUR SAHI NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,HAR SUNDAR LADKI AAPKO BHABHI NAJAR LAGEGI!!!!
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Offer Offer Offer Dhamaka 4 LUX 20 (142 Characters)
in Funny (77 Impressions)
Offer..Offer..Offer..Dhamaka..4 LUX=20 Rs.5 Medimix=10 Rs.2 Life boy=5Rs. But dont b happy.Ye offer roz nahane walo k liye hai.Aapke liye nhi.
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DEADLY PJ Thr were 2 frnds JO WO 1 (142 Characters)
in Funny (95 Impressions)
DEADLY PJ-Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..Why did WO die?cozJO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-)
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Padhai sirf do reasons se hoti hai Ya (136 Characters)
in Funny (119 Impressions)
Padhai sirf do reasons se hoti hai..Ya to shaunk se ya khauf se:)Shaunk hame kabhi tha nahi, aur darte hum kisike baap se bhi nahi...!:)
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Mr Saleem had 3 sons1 Rehmet e (151 Characters)
in Funny (62 Impressions)
Mr Saleem had 3 sons1 Rehmet -e- Saleem2 Barkat -e- Saleem3 Meboob -e- SaleemWhen his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name himBaskar -e- Saleem!!
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U R MYBEST SMART CUTE LOVABLE SWEETEST (143 Characters)
in Funny (104 Impressions)
U R MYBEST,SMART,CUTE,LOVABLE,SWEETEST&INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE :- iss msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
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A Dog Fell In Love With A Cat Bt Dogs (118 Characters)
in Funny (110 Impressions)
A Dog Fell In Love With A Cat Bt Dogs Parents Refusd Cat Gues Why? They Gave A Solid Reason Ladki To MUCHHO Wali Hai..
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