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M.O.H.A.B.B.A.T Karoge to ye sub milega M-Maut O-Ooljhan H-Haadsa A-Aansoo B-Barbadi B-Bewafai A-Andhera T-Tanhai so dont take risk in life ok friend.
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Har ladki apne me 'RANI LAXMI BAI' hoti hai, jab mayke me rehti hai to 'RANI' jab shadi hokar jati hai to 'LAXMI' or sasural me kam krte-krte 'BAI'..
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Ek Sarkari daftar ke board par likha tha kripya shor na karen! Kissi ne uske niche likh diya! Varna hum jaag jayenge!
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'Lips' Bhindi Ki Tarah, 'Gaal' Tamatar Ki Tarah, 'Eyes' Matar Ki Tarah, Aur 'Face' Gobhi Ki Tarah, ''Hey Allah'' EK Dost Diya Woh Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.
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*P===Y===A===R*WAT IS PYAAR?P- Pagal honaY- Yaadon me khoneA- Akele honaR- Roj ka rona dhona..ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)
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1 Bar Hichki Aye SamajhnaI'm Remembering U2 Bar Aae ToI Want 2 Meet U3 Bar AyeToI Miss UAgr,Firse AyeToh Plz pani p lenaMujhe aur bhi kaam hai.
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One Special Surprise 4 u !Close ur Eyes!10987654321kis baat ka srprize? Tumne kab aankh band ki. Hum se hosiyaari.
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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho... thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………Tum... 'KUWARE' ho…..
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Amazing pj.Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai.......Socho socho....Chalo mai batati hu.chandrasheker
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Yaar tumne ye baat sab ko Q batai,Maine tumhe apna samaj ke batai thi or tumne sab ko bata di tumne mera bharosa tod diya sab ko Q bataya ki Mai Bahut sweet hoon.
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Char zero ek sat kese likhoge??Aise-0000 ?.?Nahi aise-4017.Try to c things the way they are-by BABA RANCHHOR DAS CHANCHAD.
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What is the biggest pressure on a pak Captain when they need 1 run to win in 5 overs &10 wkts in hand..?..Ya Allah..Jeetne ke baad Angrezi bolni padegi.!
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Kuch to 'DUNIYADARI' rakho.Kuch to 'DOSTI YAARI' rakho.Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna 'MOBILE' almari vich rakho...:-);-)
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GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,HAR TARAF KHARABI NAJAR LAGEGI,AUR SAHI NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,HAR SUNDAR LADKI AAPKO BHABHI NAJAR LAGEGI!!!!
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Offer..Offer..Offer..Dhamaka..4 LUX=20 Rs.5 Medimix=10 Rs.2 Life boy=5Rs. But dont b happy.Ye offer roz nahane walo k liye hai.Aapke liye nhi.
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DEADLY PJ-Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..Why did WO die?cozJO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-)
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Padhai sirf do reasons se hoti hai..Ya to shaunk se ya khauf se:)Shaunk hame kabhi tha nahi, aur darte hum kisike baap se bhi nahi...!:)
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Mr Saleem had 3 sons1 Rehmet -e- Saleem2 Barkat -e- Saleem3 Meboob -e- SaleemWhen his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name himBaskar -e- Saleem!!
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U R MYBEST,SMART,CUTE,LOVABLE,SWEETEST&INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE :- iss msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai
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A Dog Fell In Love With A Cat Bt Dogs Parents Refusd Cat Gues Why? They Gave A Solid Reason Ladki To MUCHHO Wali Hai..
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