At dis moment in time 10 million people (166 Characters)
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping &
1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
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2 Lovers plan to suicide Boy jumped (157 Characters)
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
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Woh Ek Hi Nazar Ki Junbash Sey Sub Dil (236 Characters)
Woh Ek Hi Nazar Ki Junbash Sey Sub Dil Ki Bastti Loot Gia
Woh Jis Sey Ankhiay Char Hoin Aur Hath Sey Saghar Choot Gia
Dil Us Ka Bhi Hey Aur Mera Bhi Farq Sirf Itna Hai Sahar
Woh Pathar Tha Jo Dabit Raha Aur Yeh Shesha Tha Jo Toot Gia
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Wife working on a computer said (168 Characters)
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected 'PASWORD TOO SHOT'
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Every cigarate you smoke decreses (164 Characters)
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.;-)
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If love friendship could be brought (148 Characters)
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!
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2 men were up bcoz their wifes were (159 Characters)
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person (42 Characters)
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
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God made butter god made cheese god (133 Characters)
God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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Sex is like programing One mistake (96 Characters)
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
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God made butter god made cheese god (141 Characters)
God made butter,
god made cheese;
god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki Zara (127 Characters)
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
'Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
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Its short thing gets longer when u (147 Characters)
It's short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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Always start your day with a lot of (148 Characters)
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k samne se (157 Characters)
do sardar ja rahah hote hain,
k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,
sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
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I need a kiss I need touched I need (100 Characters)
I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!
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No men no women no women no love no (135 Characters)
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
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Hi Please stand by while this program (137 Characters)
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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IM AN ALIEN I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED (162 Characters)
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
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Girls think boys are fit Boys think (130 Characters)
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
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