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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
'can kids of our age have kids?'

Teacher replied ' NO Never!!'

Boy said to girl :
'see i told you not to worry!!!!'.
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

85
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
'MOSQUITO'
in More Funny SMS (144 Characters)

85
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
in More Funny SMS (111 Characters)

85
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
in More Funny SMS (133 Characters)

85
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world's largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
in More Funny SMS (276 Characters)

85
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
in More Funny SMS (166 Characters)

85
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
in More Funny SMS (160 Characters)

85
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I'm going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife?
in More Funny SMS (170 Characters)

85
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn't opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn't open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn't open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let's Suppose the Box is Open
in More Funny SMS (301 Characters)

85
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I'll hear the oldest first,' he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
in More Funny SMS (225 Characters)

85
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No?
1.??I dont have brain?
2.??I dont have sence?
3.??I am stupid?.
in More Funny SMS (129 Characters)

85
World 's shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful
in More Funny SMS (133 Characters)

85
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
in More Funny SMS (139 Characters)

85
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind
in More Funny SMS (124 Characters)

85
A typical student flips a coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study
in More Funny SMS (158 Characters)

85
Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also?
in More Funny SMS (166 Characters)

85
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad?!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!
in More Funny SMS (153 Characters)

85
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
in More Funny SMS (125 Characters)

85
When words are not enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE....
You just need to join...
ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
in More Funny SMS (142 Characters)

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Midnight coffee,
long chats,
irresistable laughters,
boring lectures,
bunking classes,
sitting idly in lobby,
sleeping in library,learning in labs,
nightmare of exams,
tension filled vivas,
fighting for marks,
missing mum n dad,
tears of love,
just everything,
people call it Engineering..
in More Funny SMS (302 Characters)

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