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Morning Voices
Uk: Hi dear
USA:Good morning
China Mehow
Japan:Shanhow
Italy:manichi
India:Namastay
France:sanchay
in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hain
in More Funny SMS (179 Characters)

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Ishq ka naas karo gi, mujhay maloom na tha
mere palle hi paro gi mujhay maloom na tha
Aik mahine mai kamata hoon jo tankuwa, usse
kharch hafte mai karo gi  mujhay maloom na tha
mai ne khaye thi qasam khao ga bas rizq-e-hilal
tum bhi aemaq ho kaho gi,  mujhay maloom na tha
zindagi hi mai mujhay dekhna hoga yeh din
muj ko marhoom likho gi,  mujhay maloom na tha
eid ke din bhi wohi jang ka naqsa hoga
eid ke din bhi laro gi  mujhay maloom na tha
sakt jaani mai bhi niklo gi misal ban kar
maar karo muj ko maro gi  mujhay maloom na tha
pata hota to na karta kabhi koi naiki
tumhi jannat mai milo gi,  mujhay maloom na tha
in More Funny SMS (632 Characters)

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Newton 7th Law:
The rate of load shedding is directly proposal to
the rise in temperature
but
The beghairti of KESE (Karachi Electricly Supply Corporation)
remains constant.
in More Funny SMS (179 Characters)

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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi
KBC -2
Indian Idol -2
Nach Baliye -2
Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

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2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi.
Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira.
pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira?
Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke..
Aam khudhaath jor kar bola!
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Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke baatain sun sun kar.
Happy mango season
in More Funny SMS (301 Characters)

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
in More Funny SMS (180 Characters)

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Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.
I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.
I’m normal, U’r pagal.
in More Funny SMS (145 Characters)

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Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi
in More Funny SMS (147 Characters)

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
in More Funny SMS (220 Characters)

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”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,
In England a Tragedy,
In Italy a Wounder,
In Germany a Drama,
but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)
in More Funny SMS (156 Characters)

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Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Sardar: Kamal hai,
Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,
ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.
hahaha
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

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1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?
American:Nahi me american hun
Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho
American:nahi mai American hun
Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho
American:han han me Japanese hoon
Pagal:lagte to amrican ho
in More Funny SMS (223 Characters)

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 boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
in More Funny SMS (164 Characters)

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AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI
Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.
Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai
in More Funny SMS (184 Characters)

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Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”
in More Funny SMS (182 Characters)

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Abey O egg k chilke!
Aam ki guthli ! 
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
in More Funny SMS (164 Characters)

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Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
 
in More Funny SMS (169 Characters)

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Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o
in More Funny SMS (172 Characters)

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Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.
in More Funny SMS (160 Characters)

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