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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
in More Funny SMS (136 Characters)

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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
in More Funny SMS (235 Characters)

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Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
in More Funny SMS (156 Characters)

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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..
in More Funny SMS (167 Characters)

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
in More Funny SMS (154 Characters)

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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
in More Funny SMS (125 Characters)

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Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
in More Funny SMS (122 Characters)

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i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
in More Funny SMS (138 Characters)

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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.
in More Funny SMS (146 Characters)

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Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay.
in More Funny SMS (151 Characters)

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Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?
in More Funny SMS (166 Characters)

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Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
in More Funny SMS (183 Characters)

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Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.
in More Funny SMS (163 Characters)

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Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki
us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki
in More Funny SMS (124 Characters)

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If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
in More Funny SMS (133 Characters)

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
in More Funny SMS (154 Characters)

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
in More Funny SMS (149 Characters)

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
in More Funny SMS (208 Characters)

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
in More Funny SMS (135 Characters)

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