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Baap Itne kum marks 2 thappar (136 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (272 Impressions)
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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Girl When we get married I want to (235 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (282 Impressions)
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
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Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge Kya (163 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (295 Impressions)
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend (156 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (270 Impressions)
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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1 memon road se guzar raha tha achanak (167 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (277 Impressions)
1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..
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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar (154 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (273 Impressions)
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon (125 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (281 Impressions)
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
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Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar (122 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (274 Impressions)
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
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I am a killer i kill poople for money (138 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (266 Impressions)
i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
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Fizao mai tum ho hawao mai tum ho (146 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (267 Impressions)
Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.
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Hi Yar Railway mein job nikli hay Tell (151 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (269 Impressions)
Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay.
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Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since (166 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (276 Impressions)
Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more,
Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he,
Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?
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Once a maths teacher asked a boy 8220 (183 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (265 Impressions)
Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”
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Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr (163 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (272 Impressions)
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.
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Dr Ap pagal kyun hue Pagal Kuch (124 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (263 Impressions)
Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki
us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki
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If a Black Cat crosses u when u r (133 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (273 Impressions)
If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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A beggar Oh sundari Andha hoon (154 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (288 Impressions)
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
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Husband u will never succeed in making (149 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (270 Impressions)
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se (208 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (283 Impressions)
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
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Wife I will die Husband I will also (135 Characters)
in More Funny SMS (276 Impressions)
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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