Chota sardar Mummy kal raat jadu ho (153 Characters)
Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya.
Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir fridge me susu kar diya.
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Wife Im ashamed of the way we live (255 Characters)
Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed;
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Patient Mjhe bemari hai Na khaoon tu (168 Characters)
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon. Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
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One day the Captain of the 40 oared (255 Characters)
One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. 'Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile.' The men cheered and rat
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Bank Teller How do you like the money (78 Characters)
Bank Teller: How do you like the money
English Student: I like it very much.
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Husband touched boobs andsung Piyo (137 Characters)
Husband touched boobs andsung: Piyo glass full doodh,wonderful doodh.Immediately wife touchedhis penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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ICE CREAM 4 U Zayada (104 Characters)
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ICE-CREAM 4 U
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Zayada Muskurao Mat
Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho !!!
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Banta to Santa Tumhaare income ka (177 Characters)
Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya haiSanta: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya haiBanta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai
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Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha (155 Characters)
Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?Santa:Bohat bada dhokha, maine 2 ton ka AC kharida ,ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla.....lol :)
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Its time to discuss about dating (135 Characters)
New Generation - Father to son:Beta, u r 16 yrs. old.
Now its time to discuss with u about dating.
Son:Ok dad! Ask me.."ur doubts"!!!
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Drink until shes cute But stop before (52 Characters)
Drink until she's cute
But stop before the wedding!
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Drive carefully 90 of people in this (72 Characters)
Drive carefully:
90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...
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Im very nervous about my first game for (198 Characters)
'I'm very nervous about my first game for this team.' says a young cricketer. 'Why?' 'Well, they might all be great players.' 'Don't worry. If they were any good, they wouldn't be playing with you!'
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Sardar apni wife ke sath coffe shop (135 Characters)
Sardar apni wife ke sath coffe shop gaya. Hot coffe order ki. Aate hi bolo jaldi pile, wife boli why Bcoz hot is Rs 5 & cold is Rs 20!
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Where do fortune tellers dance At the (53 Characters)
Where do fortune tellers dance
At the crystal ball.
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A girl went into a doctors office with (111 Characters)
A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some 'Cream' For that.
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Jis gali se tum gujro Jis raah se (145 Characters)
Jis gali se tum gujro,
Jis raah se gujro,
Kuch aisa kar gujro,
ki
har bar...
har gali se...
1 hi aavaz aaye-
'MARO SAALE KO, PHIR Aa GAYA'
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Ek Hathi ne Romantic mood mein ek (176 Characters)
Ek Hathi ne Romantic mood mein ek Chunti ko chera, Chunti gussay mein Hathi ki bivi ke pass ja ke boli, Apnay AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo Warna MARD hamaray ghar mein bhi hein.
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A Man before marriage is Superman (146 Characters)
A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5 Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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The husband leaned over made a wish (242 Characters)
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!' really works
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