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After returning back from a foreign trip ,Santa singh asked his wife:

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why? Santa singh: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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Preeto to Santa:Have u Eaten Mooli Da Paratha??

Santa: NO..

Preeto: Jhoot Mat Bol Kameeney..!Lips Can Lie But Hips Dont Lie.,:-)
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Police: ye car parking mein cycle park kyun ki?Santa : Jab iradoon mein ho dugani chamak toh kapdon mein kyun nahi?Police : Kya?Santa: Sirf 2 pahion ka farak hai uncle, Aa jayegi..........!!!!
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Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : 'BOMBAY-BOMBAY',

air hostess : ' B-silent please ',

santa said : ' OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! '
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Santa driving on the wronG side of road
but beacme upset and say
shit yaaar
aaj fir Late ho gaya saare log waapis jaa rahe haiii
:P :P :D :D :D
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Santa brght his grlfrnd home for dinner. After dinner she got a little gas so she farted silently but it turned out to be loud enough for the family to hear. Santa?s father shouted at the dog sitting next to her chair, Ginger!. She was relieved. Next time she passed a louder one and again Santa?s father, Ginger!. Finally she let a really loud one and the father said Ginger! Move from there before she shits on you!!!?
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Taplu was roaming around his village...he saw lots of tourists who have visited the village..One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Taplu: Any great man born in this village???Taplu: no sir, only small Babies!!!? ?
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Sardarji was doing an experiment with a cockroach, first he cut it?s 1 leg and said ?WALK?. The unfortunate Cockroach walked. Then the 2nd leg and told the same. The Cockroach walked again. Then the 3rd leg and did the same.At last he cut it?s 4th leg and ordered it to walk! But cockroach didn?t walk. He ran out of his house yelling, I found it. If we cut a ckroch?s four legs, it becms deaf?.? ?
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Santa, his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying..? I am Santa.. and this is Santnee ?this is my kid and that is my kidney?!!??
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Mrs. Banta Singh
was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes
going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes.'What is the
matter today? asked her husband. 'Today you had less than half an hour
conversation on the phone.' 'I got a wrong number,'
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Santa asked guest- Thanda Loge Ya Garam.

Guest- I will take both..

Santa- Pretooooo...
Preeto- JI Sardaar ji

Santa- Ek glass freezer se or ek glass geezer se PANI le aao..

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Santa got a new job in vodafone..

But See Santa again is so unfortunate here..

He was fired on the first day Because...!!!
1st caller- yaar mera vodafone ka sim nahi chal raha hai...

Santa- Arre tussi vi na.. to airtel ka le le..

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A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

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Rahul Mahajan's Sataus on Facebook-' Give me Some Sunshine,

give me Some rain,

Give me another wife so that i can beat her once again'
Ha, Ha, Ha....

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Watz fastst thng in World?

OxfrdGuy: Light

HarvrdGuy: Thought
TxasGuy: Blink of Eye

Banta- Loose Motions

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Santa-'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

salesman-'what size curtains you need'.

Santa- 'Fifteen inches.'
'That sounds very small, what room are they for?'
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

Salesman, 'But, sir, computers do not have curtains!'

Santa says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'

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Santa goes to buy a underwear.

On choosing one he asks: How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa:
Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye

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Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor

At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!

At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.

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Santa Caught His Wife In Affair.

He Decides 2 Kill Her & Himself.

Santa Puts A Gun On His Head Looks At His Wife & Says-Dont Laugh U R next.
ha ha ha... Shared by Riba Roy..Share oyur jokes with us...

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Santa-'i saw u walking on a street u looked so perfect u'r face u'r eyes u'r hair I felt like singing a song'

Girlfriend-'oh how sweet which song'

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