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One day a teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read-and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'

Teacher asked the class, 'And what do you think that farmer said?'

...A little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!''

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A lady delivered twins.

Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
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Girl asks santa 'Will you marry me?'

Santa says 'No. In our family we only marry relatives - mom married dad, bhaiya married bhabi, taya married tayi...!!
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?'MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.

Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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santa orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?santa :

4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
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?'santa is driving a jeep in a jungle!!!

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?

santa : Give right indicator and turn left.'
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history k teacher ne puchha-kalidaas ka ek bhai jute banata tha,uska naam kya tha?

Santa ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya.............................. Adidaas..
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A lion will never cheat his wife
but .........

A tiger wood ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Santa meets BantaSanta: 'so have you moved to a new house'
Banta: 'No.'
Santa: 'Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?'
Banta: 'Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!'.
hahahahahaha ;)
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO Santa AND Santa DENIED.SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
...SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

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Octopus Paul fainted when Santa asked him a question.....'When will India reach FIFA finals?' :D
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Santa:Dr.Mai Subah 9 Baje uthta hu to mujhe Sans lene me taklif hoti h.Dr:Beta jaldi utha kro kyoki sari oxygen to Baba Ramdev aur unke Chele khich lete he..Lolz lolz..
Good Morning..
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Dog is truly a man's best friend.If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?..Lolz..lolz... hahaha
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Santa was lying on beach,American:R u relaxing?Santa:No m Santa singh,Another American:R u relaxing?Santa:No m Santa singh,Santa left d place in anger,Den asks a American lying near by,R u relaxing?American:yes,Santa slaps him n says All r searching 4 u n u r lying here..Idiaot..Lolz ..lolz..HAHAHAHA...
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Lady: Dr. plz call my husband inside.
Dr: Trust me, I`m a gentleman.
Lady: No Dr. ur nurse is sitting outside alone & my husband is not a gentelman...lolz lolz...HAHAHA....
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A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist...Lolz lolz..HAHAHAHA...
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Santa:wo ladki behri lagti h..Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti h..Banta:kaise?Santa:Mene 'I Luv U',kaha,to wo boli 'mene kal hi naye Sandal Kharide h'..lolz Lolz..)))HAHAHA
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Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?..Lolz..lolz... ))HAHAHAHA...
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On an old man's shirt was written a cute sentence!`I am not 60yrs old. I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience!`..lolz..lolz..
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Santa galti se samundar me gir gaya....Doobte doobte usko haath mein machli mili... Usse pakad kar bahar pheka, aur bola. Ja tu toh apni jaan bacha le!
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