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Ek ladka fail ho gya to uske papa ne kha dekh dekh, us ladki ko dekh wo tere sath padhti thi 1st ayi h,Ladka:dekh dekh kya?Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu..:D..hahaha
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Santa ka Padosi Mar gya.Wo uske Gahr aya or pucha -Body aa gai kya? Tabhi body lekar Ambulance aa gyi.Santa bola- Oh Batao,Kitni Lambi umar hai..))lolz lolz..
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Bear this Pj......Waiter gvs bill 2 Santa. Santa: take my card. Waiter:but this is a ration card. Santa:Abe khote,to phir bahar likha kyu h 'ALL CARDS ACCEPTED'...lolz lolz...
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A sweet demand by a kid.A kid was beaten up by his mom.Dad came n asked 'Wat hapend son' Kid said 'i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore ,I want my own..:D.lolz lolz..
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Examiner-ye kon si bird h iski tang dekh kr batao?Student-muje nhi pata.Examiner-tum fail ho gye ho. Wat's ur name? Student-le meri tang dekh k bata..:D..HAHAHA
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Bear this pj..Once a donkey kicked Santa & ran
away. The nxt day Santa started beating a Zebra & said, `wat r u
thinking u will b safe aftr wearing a tracksuit?:D..HAHAHA...
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Santa:Yaar uth Bhukamp aa rha h, Saara Ghar hil Rha hai..Banta: Soja Soja Ghar girega tho Makkan Maalik ka ,Hum tho Kirayedar Hain...:D))) HAHAHA....
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Santa Ped k upar ulta latka hua tha.Banta : Tu ped pe Kyu latka h? Santa: sar Dard ki goli khai thi. Kahi pet me na chali jaye isiliye..:D..lolz lolz...
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal kitne prakar ke hote h?? Santa: 7 prakar ke:Local kaal,Std kaal,ISD kaal,Missed kaal,Received kaal,Dialled kaal & Sasriyakaal..:D)))hahaha
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In 2020..Bikhari:bhagwan k naam pe kuch de do..Man:ye le mere b.tech ki degree rakh le.Bikhari:nhi chahiye.Tumhe chahiye to meri MBA ki degree rakh lo..Lolz.. Lolzz...
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ek admi ki biwi bhaag gyi,3 din baad wapis aayi.Admi gusse se bola:'ab kya lene aayi h'BIWI:'mobile ka charger bhul gyi thi'..!!!!lolz lolz...
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.on choosing 1 he asks:How much 4 dis??Shopkeper: Rs500.Santa:Arey bhai daily wear dikhaoo,party wear nhi chahiye..:D..lolz lolz..
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Santa ne 1 col khola.Banta:yar Santa tu apna col ka naam sabse alag rakhna.Santa ne col ka naam rakha,'SANTA SINGH GIRLS COLLEGE 4 BOYS'..Lolzz....hahaha
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heights of 'OH SHIT' lik situation.A guy tak a blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms n makes a spelling mistake..!!:D))HAHAHA...
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Bear dis PJ:)))Santa in aeroplane..Bangalore aate hi Santa chilane laga:BAngalore Bangalore..Air hostes: B silent sir..Santa:k,Angalore Angalore..:D..hahaa..
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Shadi me sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha,Ek ne pucha kab takkhaoge? sardar: main to khud kha-kha ke dukhi hun,par card me likha tha DINNER:7PM-10PM..:D..HAHAHA..
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Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..Banta: Fir kya kiya? Santa:Maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kar lena...:D))))))
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Glad to be drunk: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, 'I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk.' Our wasted friend asked, 'Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?' 'Yeah, buddy, I'm sure,' said the copper.'Let's go.' Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, 'Thank goodness, I thought I ws crippled.'
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Santa--mere pass gaadi h,bangla h,,tumahare pass kya h?? Banta--mere pass bhi gaadi h ,bangla h,paisa h,, Santa--- to saale MAA kiske pass hai...
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Innocent Kid : Mom , I need a brother. Mom: Son , ur dad has gone abroad let him come then we will discuss this with him. Kid : Why don't you surprise him?? :D
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