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simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, A simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. .. I Miss U
in General Jokes (200 Characters)

Tarasti nigahaon ki pyaas hain aap, Tadapti dil ki aas hain aap, Bujhti zindagi ki saans hain aap, Phir kaise nah kahe ki kuch khaas hain aap.
in General Jokes (143 Characters)

Kasoor na unka tha na hamara, Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe, Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
in General Jokes (142 Characters)

Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko, AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
in General Jokes (166 Characters)

Roses r red. Violets r blue Monkeys like u should b kept in a zoo. don't get angry, u'll find me there 2.. But not in a cage BUT LAUGHING AT U.
in General Jokes (143 Characters)

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.
in General Jokes (144 Characters)

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.
in General Jokes (176 Characters)

Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
in General Jokes (124 Characters)

What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
in General Jokes (177 Characters)

Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.
in General Jokes (160 Characters)

Machar ne appko kat who uska junnon tha, apne khujli kiya woh apka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi apne usey nahi mara bcoz....... uski ragon mein bhi apka khoon tha!
in General Jokes (159 Characters)

Chai Walla Sings Bholi si soorat Aankhon mein masti Door khadi sharmaye - Aye Hai! Ladki: Kaali si soorat Haath mein Ketli Door khada chillaye - Chai Chai!
in General Jokes (155 Characters)

Dil hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabat hai, moh abat hai to dard hai, dard hai to ...... zandu baam hai na
in General Jokes (108 Characters)

Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
in General Jokes (111 Characters)

Dosti karo College wali se ... Pyaar karo office wali se .... Program karo pados wali se ... Aankh ladao saali se ... Love karo dil wali se.... Aur maar khao GHARWALI se..
in General Jokes (171 Characters)

Kashmir ke angoor khatte hote hai hamari shayari sunnewale ullu ke patthe hote hai
in General Jokes (82 Characters)

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko, ye rasam lagti hai humko badi pyari, msg milte hi 2-4 sms chipka dena, kyoki hume bilkul pasand nahi hai UDHARI.
in General Jokes (140 Characters)

Evolution of Man: Shaadi se pehlae: Hero No.1. Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1. Shaadi se pehle: Maine payar kiya. Shaadi ke baad: Yea maine kya kiya.
in General Jokes (147 Characters)

Define table-tennis in Hindi: Kamre ke andar, Table ke uper, batti ke niche, de tacatac le tacatac de tacatac le tacatac....
in General Jokes (124 Characters)

Santa: abe banta tu to doctor ke pass jane wala tha na kya hua Banta: are yar kal jaunga, aaj thodi tabiet kharab hai!
in General Jokes (121 Characters)

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