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Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !!!
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Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya Banta :Yaar woh badi character less thi. Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.
in General Jokes (139 Characters)

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SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...
in General Jokes (160 Characters)

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Agar apko raat ki tanhai mein koi tang kare, Karwate badalne par majboor kare, chupke se kuch kahe aur gall chum le to 'ALLOUT LAGAO MACHAR BHAGAO'
in General Jokes (147 Characters)

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Likhe jo KHAT tujhe... wo teri YAAD main... sare ke sare BAPU ne padh liye... sawera jab hua toh JUTE pad gaye... woh FASHION wale baal hawa main ud gaye!
in General Jokes (154 Characters)

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LADKEWALE: Ladki ka naam kya hai LADKIWAE: Hamari pyaari aapki pyaari sabki pyaari RAMPYARI LADKIWALE: Ladke ka kya naam hai LADKEWALE: Hamara GU aapka GU sabka GU JAGGU
in General Jokes (171 Characters)

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kya ker rahay ho bussy ho kitna bussy ho ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho
in General Jokes (129 Characters)

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Doston ki kadar karte hain itni, Asman me roshni hai jitni. Yakin nhi to CALL kar k dekho, Hum karenge baat apse utni apke MOBILE me lakshmi hai jitni.
in General Jokes (151 Characters)

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Apke hee charche har gali mein hai Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai Ye koi chamtkar nahi Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai.
in General Jokes (159 Characters)

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Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavna hai. Kripya apne demaag wali jagah pe baraf (ice) laga k rakhe kyunki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKDTA HAI..!
in General Jokes (150 Characters)

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Pichkari ki Dhaar, Gulaal ki bauchaar, Apno ka pyaar, Yehi hai yaaron holi ka tyohaar. Happy Holi..!!
in General Jokes (101 Characters)

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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, har chehre me kuch Khaas hai, apse dosti yunhi nahi kar baithe, kya kare hamari pasand hee kuch KHAAS hai
in General Jokes (142 Characters)

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Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa,Kuch namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla!!
in General Jokes (107 Characters)

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Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usayI LOVE U kehna..
ager wo gussay main aajaye to darna mat...
Sar jhukana aur kehna,PYARI Behna MILTI REHNA.
in General Jokes (156 Characters)

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,
Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.
Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
in General Jokes (156 Characters)

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Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
in General Jokes (154 Characters)

70
Girl to Sales Man....
Girl-Bra dikhao
Sales Man-36 Chalegi
Gl-Choti do
SM-32
Gl- aur choti
SM- 28
Gl- aur choti
SM-20
Gl- thori aur
SM- Bhenji, Saniplast laga lo, Pimple hua ho ga..
in General Jokes (185 Characters)

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Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
in General Jokes (158 Characters)

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Yun to hai hum mein DEENDAARI' ,
Magar jahan dekhi NAARI'
Vahan AANKH-MAARI' ,
Pat gai to humari,
Varna phir se DEENDAARI
in General Jokes (130 Characters)

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Jab tanhai ka Ehsaas Ho,
Na koi Tumhare Pass Ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
Na koi tumhari Nazar main ho,
To Samajh Lena k Tum...
BATHROOM Main ho.
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