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Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya...
humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya......
balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey....
eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya
in General Jokes (186 Characters)

Mainay poocha 'AQAL' kya hoti hai
Aasman ne kaha:
Buhat Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha:
Buhat Gehri hoti hai,
Aap ne kaha:
AQAL
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Hain,Woh kya hoti hai
in General Jokes (152 Characters)

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
in General Jokes (251 Characters)

'Open With Love'
Hum Apsay kuch kehna chahtay hain
Woh Pyar K 3 Lafz
3 Golden Words
'Sudhar Ja Nalayaq'
in General Jokes (104 Characters)

jab barish hoti hi tum yad ati ho,
jab kali gata chati hi tum yad ati ho,
jab bigtay hi tum yad ati ho....
ay meri chatri tum kha ho
in General Jokes (132 Characters)

Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge
Qadam aaj K Baad
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Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai...
Barsaat k Baad..
'HAPPY MOON SOON'
in General Jokes (132 Characters)

aaj agar aap ka sms ayega to hi hum roti kaain gay.....!!!
warna...
ghssy mai panir paratha or chicken pulao j baad ice cream kha k hi din guzar lain gay...
in General Jokes (156 Characters)

hosh main aanay ke baad doctor ne wajha poochi to shaikh saab bolay
'oye yaar aik business main 5 lakh invest kia tha aur 5 lakh profit
ki umeed thi, profit sirf 2 laakh ka hua aur 3 laakh ka nuksaan ho
gaya
in General Jokes (207 Characters)

Kya le kar aye thay....
Kya le ker jaoge....
Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge
Itne paise bacha kar kya...
MOBILE main CNG lagvaoge....
in General Jokes (147 Characters)

usse pyar kar k meri kismat jaag gaye
usse pyar kar k meri kismat jaag gaye
main ny itny lvu letter post kiye k
WOH POST MAN k sath bhag gaye ....
in General Jokes (146 Characters)

Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj beqaboo se mere jazbat hain,
Jee chahta hai k tum ko chura loo tum se,
Per MAMA kehti hai k chori kerna buri baat hai.....
in General Jokes (164 Characters)

Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!
in General Jokes (156 Characters)

woh garam garam pani
woh garam garam pani.
woh sabun ki khushboo.
woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai
in General Jokes (164 Characters)

aik poultry farm walay ne sab murghion ko order dia,
ke kal sab ne 2-2 anday denay hain,
jis ne na diye to us ki khair nahi
next day sab ne 2 anday diye sirf aik ne 1 anda diya,
malik ne poocha to jawab mila
' sarkar ye aik anda bhi aap k khouf se nikal aya,
warna main to murgha hoon'
in General Jokes (286 Characters)

Aik Truck Dosrey Ko Khench Kar Lejaraha Tha Yeh Dekh
Kar Sardar Zore Zore Se Hansney Laga Or Zameen Par Lot
Pot Hokre bola : Ek Rassi Ko Uthaney Ke Liye 2 2 Truck .`
in General Jokes (167 Characters)

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta
SWARG YA NARAK
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG ! ! !
in General Jokes (177 Characters)

sardar g apni sister k sath kahin ja rahe thhay k
kisi larkay ne awaz d oye mashooq ko le kr kidar ja rahe ho
sardar g ne ghusa se chilatay hua jowab diya oye oye mashooq ho
gi teri meri to behan he :)
in General Jokes (206 Characters)

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.
in General Jokes (133 Characters)

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
in General Jokes (125 Characters)

YAADON ME DHUNDO HUME.
DIL ME HUM BUS JAYENGE
TAMANNA HO AGAR MILNE KI
TO ON KARO MOBILE
INBOX ME HI MIL JAYENGE.................
in General Jokes (133 Characters)

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