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WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian-2 galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshishna kar
in General Jokes (139 Characters)

Kabhi Kabhi Chhoti Chhoti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain...
Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...
Sui Par Baith Kar Dekhlo.......
in General Jokes (134 Characters)

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian
1.Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2.Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun
in General Jokes (140 Characters)

Kash tum BAKRa hote,
Main tum ko ghass khilata
or pyar se tumhare seengh pakarta
0r pochta...pagal kaun Tum ya Main r tum pyar se bolte Main Main;)
in General Jokes (151 Characters)

pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the







kyo
socho
socho
kyonki
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
JO LOG MERE SAATH CHAT KARNA CHAHTE HO WO MUJHE MERI
ID PAR CHAT KARE......
MY ID:aswadsahigara
in General Jokes (267 Characters)

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****
royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
in General Jokes (184 Characters)

Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai jia bekarar hai
aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2008 : Aye bahar hai jia bekarar hai
aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
in General Jokes (165 Characters)

Tap-Ti Hoi Garmi Ki Loo hai Tu,
DosTi k Naam Pe aaaKh Thoo Hai Tu,
Aye Dost Tjhe Aur Kya Kahen,
ToiLet Pe ChiPka Hoa Goo hai Tu..
in General Jokes (129 Characters)

Momino !
Ramazan kareeb hai
Aap sab se request hai k apne mobile main save JOkes ,
Pic, girl friend's k numbers
DELETE
Kerne se pehle mujhe forward karen
JAZAKALLAH
in General Jokes (164 Characters)

Kabhi Kabhi Meri Aankho mein Samaya Bhi Lgta hai,
Jo Apna hai Wo Paraya Bhi Lagta hai..
Tum se MiLne Ki Tamanna To Buhat Hai Lekin
Aney Janey mein Kiraya Bhi Lgta hai.
in General Jokes (167 Characters)

shayad barsih hone se pehla asmaan neela na ho,
shayad aandhi ane se pehla mausam peela na ho,
magar aisa to ho hi nhn sakta k tm soo ker utho
or
or
or
or
bed geela na ho
in General Jokes (170 Characters)

aik din aik farishta animals ko un ki zaat bata raha tha
Sher - Jutt
Cheeta - Malik
Haathi - Butt
Zebra - Niazi
Gadha - Sheikh
Gadha bola: oh bhai ji main khota he theek aan
in General Jokes (173 Characters)

1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE 'MOM'
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE 'DAD'
15-21 YEARS GIRLS LOVE 'ME'
22-50 YEARS GIRLS LOVE 'HUSBAND'
51-100 YEARS GIRLS LOVE






'TERE BHI JALWE HAI YAAR'........
in General Jokes (185 Characters)

Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.
in General Jokes (137 Characters)

Man:Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya
Sardar-Yaar mein ink lagayi hai.
Man:Uh kyon
Sardar-Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai.
in General Jokes (139 Characters)

Aankhon main aNsu aa jate hain
PHir bhi laboN pe hansi rakhni ParTi hai
Yeh haal tab he hota hai yaron
jab lambay safar main POTTY rokni parti hai
in General Jokes (147 Characters)

a mehbooba tu khush rahe abaad rahe.....
teri aulaad k peechey meri aulaad rahe....
in General Jokes (83 Characters)

Tera saath nibhaayenge satho janam,
Tera saath nibhaayenge satho janam,
Maa Kasam,
Shayari KhatAm!!
in General Jokes (99 Characters)

Bijli
aaj kal tu dakhoo is bijli kiya ha kamal
itnay zaida han ka milti nahe in ki masal
har roz load shading huti ha puray mulk ma
or rat koo mashroun na kar diya ha bura hal
rutay han doukandar bathay rat koo ghar ma
ka woo dokan band na karhan in ki nee yeh majal
or joo time pa badn na karay dukan dokandar tu
hakumat karay na jurmana na asa nee sawal
lagta ha ka hakumat bee flop ha or wapda beee
mahsoos huta ha ka mil ka bun rahay han koi jal
kahtay han ka ham bahir mulak sa bijli khareedtay han
pher bee bijli kam ha kiya datay nee un koo mal
khush hooo jata ha dil dakh kar aik parcha
apnay nam joo ata ha maheenay ma jooo aik bar
us par pata neee kiya kiya charges likhay huhay han
jama karwa dooo agar tu jahab(pocket)ma neee rahta phir mal
roa roz ki load shading or bill sa sab hi han tang
kiya karhan majburi ha mirza milti nee is ki dahal(replacement
in General Jokes (879 Characters)

Jo......
Ho.... Gaya.....
Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....
Jo.....
Hona.... Hoga....
Woh.... Hoga....
Aur .....Jo
Nahi... Hona... Hai
Woh.... Nahi.... Hoga....
Kyunki... Jo...
Hona.... Hai...
Woh... To..
Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....
Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....
Ki.... Kya....
Hoga..... .. .
Aur....
Kya....Nahi. ...
Hoga....
Hone.... Ko.... To...
Kuch..... Bhi.....
Hoga....
Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....
Ki... Kya...
Hoga......
Aur..... Kya... Hoga....
Agar...
Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....
Theek... Hoga....
Aur....
Nahi.... Hoga....
To.... Bhi...
Theek.... Hoga....
Theek... Hoga... To....
Kis... Wajah.. Se....
Hoga....
Aur....
Wajah... Hi....agar.. .
Theek....Nahi. .. Hogi...
To.... Kuch..
Kaise... Theek.... Hoga..... .. .
Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Ke...
Aage.....
Kya... Hoga ....
Kisi....
Aur....
Ko...
Bhejiega,... .
Achchha....
Time.... Pass....Hoga. ..
in General Jokes (842 Characters)

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