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Zamana Kitna Kharab Hogaya hai..
Har Sawal ka Ulta Jawab Ho gaya hhai..
NA CALL, NA MISS CALL, na SMS ka Jawab,
har Koi MOBILE rakh k NAWAB ho gaya hai... :-)
in General Jokes (159 Characters)

70
Jahan pyaar wahan dosti,
Jahan dosti wahan Jaghda,
Jahan jaghda wahan jadai,
Jahan judai wahan dard,
Jahan dard wahan...Jhandu Balm -Ab chote pack me
in General Jokes (149 Characters)

70
ye keh kar nikal diya hamen karae k makanon se
tu shaheen ha basera kar paharon ki chitanon main
in General Jokes (96 Characters)

70
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay
dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray birthday aai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom
in General Jokes (409 Characters)

70
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
in General Jokes (167 Characters)

70
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
in General Jokes (163 Characters)

70
twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
in General Jokes (111 Characters)

70
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji,
Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola
Wife: Behan...
in General Jokes (117 Characters)

70
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar mile,
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend, tujhe raakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar uss se behan ka pyar mile.
in General Jokes (168 Characters)

70
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life ”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what about U ”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.
in General Jokes (147 Characters)

70
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mudke dekho kameeno
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai!
Cheers !!!
in General Jokes (119 Characters)

70
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!
in General Jokes (100 Characters)

70
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo.
Buri nazar na “Coke” pe dalo,
Chahe jitna “Dew” pila lo,
Sabse age hoga “Nimbu Pani”
Hai na hum pure “Hindustani”.
in General Jokes (141 Characters)

70
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb : Kal aana.
Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
in General Jokes (143 Characters)

70
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya
Nad2909: Woh kaisay
Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
in General Jokes (139 Characters)

70
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai,
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai,
Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.
in General Jokes (142 Characters)

70
Meri yaad aye,”yaad karo”.
Zyada aye ,”sms karo”.
Ussey zyada aye ,”phone karo”.
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo,
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to,
Plz jhoot bolna band karo.
in General Jokes (167 Characters)

70
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
in General Jokes (182 Characters)

70
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
in General Jokes (91 Characters)

70
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!
in General Jokes (143 Characters)

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