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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq ladao office wali se,
Flirt karo paros wali se,
Pyar karo dil wali se,
Ankhe ladao sali se aur
Maar khao ghar wali se.
in General Jokes (151 Characters)

70
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya ”.
in General Jokes (115 Characters)

70
Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.
in General Jokes (101 Characters)

70
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
in General Jokes (152 Characters)

70
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya.
Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho ”
Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
in General Jokes (171 Characters)

70
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
in General Jokes (159 Characters)

70
Subah ko haste ho,
Shaam ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time bhe haste ho,
Kya samjhte ho,
Aap akele hi,
Jo “colgate” karte ho
in General Jokes (151 Characters)

70
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua,
Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa,
Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
in General Jokes (126 Characters)

70
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba,
Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa,
Jhoot bolra re,
Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa
in General Jokes (100 Characters)

70
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli:
“Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
in General Jokes (142 Characters)

70
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
in General Jokes (173 Characters)

70
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo
humhe neend bahut aati hai
in General Jokes (96 Characters)

70
Santa: Itne kam marks Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
in General Jokes (121 Characters)

70
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar,
Na jane kyun sarmati thi,
Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala,
Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
in General Jokes (150 Characters)

70
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi,
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
in General Jokes (291 Characters)

70
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey
2009 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
in General Jokes (153 Characters)

70
Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
in General Jokes (113 Characters)

70
Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho.
Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho.
Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho
Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun.
in General Jokes (188 Characters)

70
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
in General Jokes (105 Characters)

70
DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
in General Jokes (138 Characters)

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