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Saas ne apne 3 Daamadon ki mohabbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay darya(river) mai chalang laga di..
1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha liya!
Us ko saas ki taraf se Jeep mil gayi
2nd day yei drama huwa...
Dusre damaad ne b bacha liya!!
Us ko motor cycle inaam mili
3rd day phr yei hua
Teesre ne socha mere liye cycle hi reh gayi hai...
Kya zarurat hai bachaanay ki!!
Saas doob gai.
Aglay din uss damaad ko
Rolls Royce car mil gayi
Susar ki taraf se. :-)
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Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?
Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...
And then
Lock her in a Room
Without a Mirror. :-)
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Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because
Ab Main
'NEED 4 SPEED Underground' Khelon Ga.
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Son:What has 50 legs, big blue eyes on stems, and a red body with green stripes?
Dad: I give up, What?
Son: I don't know either, but it's crawling on your collar right this minute.
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A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.
Father: How do you know?
Girl: She didn't say anything.
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Main Tumse Bohat Pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k dun ga
Me Tumhe New Gaari le k dun ga
Hum bhag k shadi kar le ge
Bas
Mera Metric ka result aane do.
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Lahore K Pas Nizamuddin Railway Station
Ki
Train No. 6162
K Route k 3rd Station Shahdara
K 1 Chotay se Gaon
K Nazdik Waly Qabristan
K Chowkidar ki Qabar pe Bethi Hui Makhi
Ki Right side ki Tang ki Teesri Ungli
K Nakhun k Pas chupay huye Keeray
K Pait Main Rehne waly Becteria
K Chromosomal DNA
K Thymine Nucleotide
K 5th Carbon
K Outer Shell
K 4th Electron ki Qasam
Sirf aapko DISTURB karne k Liye SMS kya hai.
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Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?
Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas.
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Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
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Father To Son: If you Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me DAD..
After Some Days Father: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Shaikh Sahab.. Main Fail ho gaya.
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Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..
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Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khayal rakhna meri Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Dream,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty,
And
Aapko Tang karna mera Farz.
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Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,
Thokar khanay se aati hai.
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Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
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PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!
PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?
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Chaand ki AAN ho Tum,
Sitaron ki JAAN ho Tum,
Pholon ka ARMAAN ho Tum,
Kudrat ka INAAM ho Tum,
Par Sab se pehle,
Dunya ki Sab Larkiyon k BHAI JAAN ho Tum.
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Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.
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/'/>
_/''_
Kon dhoondhay ga tujhko?
Kabhi na mily tu mujhko.
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Two Friends Talking:
- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi.
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Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa.... Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi...
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Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
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