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Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha
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Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!
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In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
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Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.
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Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.
Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.
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Specially for You!
Muhabbat kisi k ikhtiyar main nahi, aur phelti ja rahi hai, taqseem hoti ja rahi hai,
Ye aur baat hai k ab bhi tumhara Hissa bohat ziyada hai, dosron se bohat ziyada,
Aye Khuda mere Bhai ko saray jahan ki khushiyan ata farma,
Mera Veer jo mere aanchal ka Maan ban k raha.
Happy Brothers Day.
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Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.
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Wo FSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo BSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo MSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
www.you4best.com
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I believe
U were
born
in this world
,* as a
(',' ) cute
(,s,) little
(')(') baby
now that U r
grown up
)(/(/(
( o..o )Hai Rabba!
( - ) ae ki hoya?
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Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.
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Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
'I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
husband replies ' ur eyesight is perfect.
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Father:'Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:'It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:'My fee??'
Father:''ll send it to God through money order'!!
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EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
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Mom: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working?
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire Matches... It's working.
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Dear Math, All those years you made me find your X. Just face it, she's not coming back! I think it
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90% of Men kiss their wife Gudbye wen dey leave the house,
rest kiss their house gudbye wen dey leave the wife !!!
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Santa got the answer to the ultimate question

which comes first an egg or a chicken???

jo pehle order karogey wohi to ayega
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‎4 ants were walking. one elephant came from opposite direction.

ant 1:letís break his leg

ant 2:no letís pull his tail

ant 3:iím going to break his head

ant 4:jaane do yaar woh abhi tak bachcha hai.
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RAMU JUICE KA GILAAS LE KE BAITHA THAA.
SHAAMUAAYA AUR FATAAK SE JUICE PI GAYA .
RAAMU: MERI TO SALI KISMAT HI KHARAAB HAI.
BETA FAIL HO GAYA.
BIVI DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI.
...NAUKRAANI AA NAHI RAHI.
NAL MEIN PAANI NAHI HAI .
GHAR MEIN LIGHT NAHI HAI.

AB JUICE MEIN ZEHAR DAAL KE PEENE KO RAKHA THA, AUR WO BHI TU PEE GAYA
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Aftr marrige's 1st nite....sabse mushkil kaam kya hai???

Ladki se baat krna??
nhi..

...kiss krna??
nhi..

galey lagna??
nhi..

Aree subha utth k ghar walon se ankhen milaana....
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