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Generally we believe our memory is weak (144 Characters)
in General Jokes (139 Impressions)
Generally we believe our memory is weak..but,only when we want to forget someone we loved a lot, we begin to realize how powerful our memory is!
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Q Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar (148 Characters)
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Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?Intresting Jawab.Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade TheMain Nahi.
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Girl Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do ME (145 Characters)
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Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia KrugiBoy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di
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Coolest mom of the millenium Girl mom (196 Characters)
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Coolest mom of the millenium:Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?Mom: yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-Pawara beti ki awara amma. . . :D
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A beggar to another beggar I had a (382 Characters)
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A beggar to another beggar:I had a grand diner at ‘Sareena’ yesterday.Another beggar: how?First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,I went 2 ‘Sareena’, ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.When the bill came, i said, i had no money.The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.
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A snake has its poison in its teeth A (151 Characters)
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A snake has its poison in its teeth..A dog in its tongue..A scorpio in its tale..Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!Strange but true!
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Teacher 2 GOLU Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai (137 Characters)
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Teacher 2 GOLU - Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.Teacher: Whats This.? GOLU - Raymond, The Complete Man..
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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love but the (292 Characters)
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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..but the other lesser known facts:1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz’s husband to marry her.3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.4) He then married mumtaz’s sister.Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
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Mandir Ke Bahar Chappal Rakhne Mein Aur (174 Characters)
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Mandir Ke Bahar Chappal Rakhne Mein Aur Miss Call Dene Mein Kya Common Hai ?
Socho Nahin Pata ?
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Dono Mein Dar Lagta Hai Koi Utha Na Le.......
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Aunty Mummy ne chini mangi hai (135 Characters)
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Aunty, Mummy ne chini mangi hai..
Aunty: Achha aur kya kaha mummy ne?
Kid : Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se le aana...
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Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds He (160 Characters)
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Once Rajnikanth
went to
McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but
Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
...Mr. McDonald sits outside his own
restaurant!!
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Wife 2 husband zara kitchen se machis (198 Characters)
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Wife 2 husband: zara kitchen se machis lana.

Husband: yahan to koi machis nahi hai.

Wife: mujhay pata tha tum to ho he andhay tumhain milega he nahi is liye me pehlay he le aayi thi.. :P
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Afridi Apni biwi se Mujhe chai toh (217 Characters)
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Afridi, Apni biwi se: Mujhe chai toh dena....
Biwi ne plate m chai dalke di..
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Afridi gusse se bola: Cup mein dalke do!!!!
...Biwi: Cup toh tera Baap Dhoni le jaayega....isi mein peene ki aadat daal ..

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Guy 1 whats the time Guy 2 Its time (71 Characters)
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Guy 1: whats the time?
Guy 2: Its time for you to get a watch!!!
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Rakhi Sawant arrived at a station for (286 Characters)
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Rakhi Sawant arrived at a station for shooting. And then a bhikhari said to her:
'behen mujhe 1 rupiya do'

Tab Rakhi ne bhikhari ko 1000 rupiya diya.
Yeh dekh secretary bole-madam apne bhikhari ko 1000 rs kyu diye?
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Rakhi-aj mujhe pehli bar kisine behen kaha......!!!!

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Ek family Sholey dekhne gayi Husband (160 Characters)
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Ek family Sholey dekhne gayi.
Husband wife se romantically bola, naach Basanti naach..
Tabhi bacha chilaya - Mummy is kuttey ke samane mat nachna.. :D:D
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Rikshewala Bus Stop k 20 rs Santa (146 Characters)
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Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman b sath me hai.
Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal mai padal aata hu.

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Hello Friends Now get cool and (342 Characters)
in General Jokes (147 Impressions)


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Child prayed 2 shivji plz give me a (177 Characters)
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Child prayed 2 shivji..
plz give me a cycle but he didnt get.
Next day he stole a statue of ganesha & wrote a letter 2 shivji...
Bacha chahiye to cycle lekar mandir aao
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In 1975 spiderman superman and batman (205 Characters)
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In 1975 spiderman, superman and batman were flying across india and thay suddenly died.
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Yad hai, sholay me GABBAR ne 3 goliya hawa me chalayi thi! (',)

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