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Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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WIFE:Wat wil U Giv Me if I succesfuly climb n reach d top of d great MOUNT EVEREST.....
HUSBAND: lae bholi na hove tan..Eh v puchhan wali gal hae..
'Dhakkaa'
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Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.
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Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
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Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.
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Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.
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Wife: I want to enjoy this sunday. So i have bought three tickets of movie.Hsbnd: Why three Wife: One for you and two for your parents.
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Wife: 'Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye.'Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..!
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
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Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England Husband:-ya... English girl.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers
Professional courtesy.
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Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal
By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!
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Why does an elephant have four feet
Because it would look silly with six inches.
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Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead
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Why do women hate alcohol so much 'Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!'
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Why do women get periods
Because they deserve them.
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Why do we all marry Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Why do mice have small balls
Not that many know how to dance.
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