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What is a free gift Aren't all gifts free
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What happens when frogs park illegally
They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit
Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile
A cartoon.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs
A cloud
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What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop.
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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney A. Black mail
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car
A pink car-nation.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom
It's time to go to sweep.
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WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE
BOO-BEE
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What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'
'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'
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What did the Atlantic ocean say to the Indian ocean
Try and be more Pacific!
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
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We have enough youth: how about a fountain of 'smart'
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
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Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.
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Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, 'Holy Shit it's hot in here!' The other muffin says, 'Holy Shit... A talking muffin!'
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Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water
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