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Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of 'MY BEST FRIEND'. But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on 'MY FATHER in just 30-45 words .So
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Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says 'Look, I've got a crack'
'No good telling me' replies the male egg 'I'm not hard yet'
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.'
The second drunk says, 'I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down'
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other 'Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease '
The other one says 'No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!'
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Two boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai ..
(raste mein )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck,' shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead,
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This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass
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There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
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There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
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There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when before marriage & after marriage
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The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
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The doctor took his patient into the room and said,
'I have some good news and some bad news.'
The patient said, 'Give me the good news.'
'They're going to name a disease after you.'
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