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Daughter - I am in love with neighbour, so I am running away with him.
Dad - Thanx dear, u have saved money & time both.
Daughter - Dad ! I m reading this letter left by mom!! :D
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Husband & wife dono hotel me gaye to 1 ladki ne hello kiya.
Wife-Kon thi ye?
Husband-Tum please mera dimag mat kharab karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho.
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?'one man jumped in sea and never came out..
next day, other man jumped in sea and never came out.

A sardar after watching this concluded..
man is soluble in water..
...modern sardar concluded..
easily dissolves in h2o..'

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Patni: Jab tum Desi peete ho mujhe Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to Darling.. Par aaj Bhootni kyun?
Pati: Aaj maine SPRITE pee hai, 'Seedhi baat no bakwas'

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Santa and Banta broke into a Bank.
Instead of cash they THEY FOUND Bottles full of Chilled Red wine.
Happily they drank and went away.
Next day Headlines : Blood Bank Looted
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Shaadi mein plate pe tissue paper dekh k santa ne socha ye bhi khaane ki cheez hai.
Jaise hi khaane laga .
Sab sardar chillaaye
oye na kha.
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A Snake was Hanging on a Tree
Santa was passing by..
Guess what he says ?
Sirf Latak ne se Height nahi Badhegi,Mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye!

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Santa ne college khola Banta-yar tu apne college ka sabse alag nam rakhna..

Santa- mai apne college ka nam rakha hai

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Santa and Banta sitting out fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Santa says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months'
Banta continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You'd better think it over mick, women like that are hard to find!!';-)
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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Santa : Bcoz it is Black & White
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Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kar ja rahe hoti hai..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata hai usko dekhkar chinti boli 'cross kar loge ya me utru?'
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?3 FRIENDS livin in a room at 100th floor of the building!
One day LIFT not working...!
So they decided to tell a story for time pass!
They start to walk in steps!
1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!

3rd person told most horror story which had only 1 sentence...!
that is


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Soon weddings will look like this...

Priest: Do u agree to change ur FB status from Single to Married?

Guy: Yes.!
Girl: Yes.!

Priest: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now poke the Bride...!!!

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Before Marriage
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
............Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwords!!

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Santa Told his Friend,

'Yaar 1 ladki Mujko hans K Dekh rahi hai'

Friend : Pehle confirm kar,
......HANS k Dekh rahi hai
Ya Dekh k HANS Rahi hai.. ;-)

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Dharmendra & Chulbul pandey.

Dharam:kutte,kamine main tera khun pi jaunga

Chulbul(salman):Are kutte aur kamine se yaad aya. Sunny aur Bobby kaise hain.
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Heights of Insult ;-)

Boy Friend: I like your 'teeth' very much...

Girl friend smiled:) and said ohh.. really!! But why??
Boy friend: Because 'yellow' is my favourite colour...;-)
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word?

'I'm having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her?

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Santa to Banta: Yaar Mujhe Tennis ki Bahut Knowledge Hai....!! Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le . .

Banta: Accha To Ye Bataaa ki Tennis Ke Net Mai Kitne holes Hote Hai??
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