?1st friend (Dukhi hote huye dusare friend se bola): Yar meri billi mar gai.
2nd friend: kaise mari?
1st friend : Yar maine use nahala diya tha.
2nd friend: Nahalane se bhi kahi billi marti hai?
1st friend: Nahi yar maine nahalane ke bad use nichoda bhi tha.
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By Varun
Papa-Ye kya tumhare maths me 1marks aaya hai
Son-jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me q nhi
...:
Papa- wat?
sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa aa jayenge.................
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Sardar intrview: Boss: Tumhara janam kahan hua tha..?Sardar-Tiruvanantpuram mein... Boss: Spelling batao ?
Srdar: Mazak kar raha hun, Goa me hua tha.
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santa once dialed a number n said hello whose this From the other side-ya, it's sita here Santa -oh shit !!!!!!!!!!! yeh toh ayodhya lag gaya
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By Sailee
Santa tells his dad, ?Pappaji there is this kid in school who calls me gay?
Santa?s Dad:? Oye beta then punch him!!!?
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Santa: ? No papa he is sooooooo cute!!!?
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By Virag,
Wife: I hate da Beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Y?
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Wife: I gave him food yesterday n 2day he gifted me Book 'How 2 Cook'!!
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Jeeto: U know, husband wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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By Nitesh
Child: God. plz i don't want 3rd world war.
God: Why? Do u luv ur country so much?Child:
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No god. i'm weak in history...!I can't study another war...
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Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz 'WAAR' hota hai. Bolo kaise???
Robert: nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR...
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A Dog Fell In LoveWith a CatButDog's
ParentsRefused CatGuess Why?They Gave a Solid Reason.
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai:-D
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By Nihar
Once an ant and an elephant loved each other chitti ke parents hathi ko dekhne jaate hai
woh use reject kar deten hai why?????they have a solid reason... ladke ke daant bahar hai!!!!
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Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?
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Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajini Anna
and thenrefused to pay Him back!
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...That was the Last time anyone saw Dinosaurs!
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Aman gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did nt speak 2 him for 3 mnths!! Was d Necklace fake ???? No, That was d Deal :) :)
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Teacher 'who is the greatest man lived on face of earth' and if any one replies this correctly...$20 is the rewards..
The US Kid says..Obama...wrong ...Brit says St. Peters...wrong..
Banta says..'Jesus Christ'....teacher hails Banta and gives him $20,
The brit kid asks Banta...you are a sikh...why dint you say 'waheguru'...
Banta says......'woh to mujhe dil main maloom tha...but business is business'...:)...ok
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Santa:wat is d opposite of achaar?
Banta:i dont know.
Santa:Onion.Banta:how?
Santa:achaar=pickle=peekal=pee kalopposite of pee kal=pee aajpee aaj=peeaaj=pyaj=onion. . . . .its so simple
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Chuhe ne hathi se kaha I LOVE YOU
hathi bola- tujhe dar nahi lagta ?
chuha ganeshji ke photo dikha ke bola 'TUJH ME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MAIN KYA KARU'
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Pappu mandir wich bhagwaan aage ardas kerda hai 'meri lottery har surat wich nikalni chahi diye'
bahar aande hi kisi ne usda purse lottery samet kad leya.. O dubara bhagwaan kol gaya 'jee pehle kisi di na poori gal samajh leya kero fer action leya kero' :D omg lolz
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Teacher 2 Santa : Tum mein kuch kamiya hai.
Next day Santa coat pant pahen ke aata hai.
Teacher : what's this?
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Santa : Raymond ...THE COMPLETE MAN..
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