ek din Santa Doctor ke pass gaya,aur bola Doctor meri tabyat nhi theek hai. Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit.(After one hour) Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai. Doctor: kya khaya tha.Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahit
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Modern world: ?? ???? ?? ?? ??? ?? heart fail ?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???, ' ????, FACEBOOK ?? ???? ?? add ?? ??. hahhahahhahahahhaahahha :)
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?1 Day a monkey kicked Santa on his back and ran away.Santa ran to catch him and found a zebra in the field.Santa kicked the zebra on his back and said ' Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha...'hahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha ;)
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Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger? Banta: I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that help? Banta : I use your toothbrush! lolz :D hehehehe.
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Bear this PJ :) Santa Singh cuts sides of the capsule before taking it. Guess why?............................................................ To avoid the side effects! lolz :D (Statutory Note: PJs r best njoyed in silly or bheja-fry mood, most human beings find it difficult to enjoy a PJ - src wikipedia) ;) (pls suggest the page to frnds to torture them with PJs) lolz
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Train chal padi.2 sardar train ki tarf bhaage.1 chadh gya.Logo ne uski bahut tarif ki. Sardar-O shit jisne jana tha wo piche reh gya,mei toh Chhodne aya Tha.... hehhehehehhehehe ;)
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' lolz :D
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Njoy d pj: Teacher- Jiska Dil Toot jaata hai,Uska General KnowledgE Week kyon hota hai?!? Ramu: Kyonki,'Jab Dil Hi Toot Gya ,Hum G.K kya krenge??' hehhehehehhe ;)
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Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost k sath dekha tou dost ko goli maar di.. Wife boli apne gusse pe kabu rakho varna 1din sare dosto se hath dho bethoge..lozz
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Santa makes a peg of whisky and tells wife : pee isko. wife : Chhee kitni kardvi hai. Santa : aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz aish karta hoon.
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Bear this PJ: A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???How???Do u know how?? Automatically ...(Auto me taklii) lolz :)))))
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Father : Tipu Sultan kaun tha? Son : pata nahi. Father : padai pe dhyan do to pata chale. Son : Raj uncle kaun hain? Father : pata nahi. Son : Apni Biwi pe dhyan do to pata chale... :D
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What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito? A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!! hahahahaha!!!
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A man walks into a doctor?s office with a stick of celery in one ear, a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused, the man asks: 'Doctor what's wrong with me?' The doctor looks at the man and replies: 'You're not eating properly!'
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I?ve seen ur password. It?s ****.Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394. :D lolz
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Pappu (Son of Santa Singh) while filling up a form:What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long?..! :D
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