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A feature is a bug with seniority
in General One Liners SMS (33 Characters)

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Adults are just kids who owe money
in General One Liners SMS (34 Characters)

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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
in General One Liners SMS (75 Characters)

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind
in General One Liners SMS (35 Characters)

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A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
in General One Liners SMS (43 Characters)

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Allow me to introduce my selves
in General One Liners SMS (31 Characters)

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
in General One Liners SMS (55 Characters)

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Common sense isn't common
in General One Liners SMS (25 Characters)

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Is it time for your medication or mine?
in General One Liners SMS (39 Characters)

65
A closed mouth gathers no feet
in General One Liners SMS (30 Characters)

65
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
in General One Liners SMS (33 Characters)

65
All stressed out and no one to choke
in General One Liners SMS (36 Characters)

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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
in General One Liners SMS (56 Characters)

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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
in General One Liners SMS (52 Characters)

65
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
in General One Liners SMS (39 Characters)

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
in General One Liners SMS (57 Characters)

65
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
in General One Liners SMS (33 Characters)

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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
in General One Liners SMS (151 Characters)

65
Do pilots take crash-courses?
in General One Liners SMS (29 Characters)

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If it's too loud, you're too old
in General One Liners SMS (32 Characters)

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