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90
Birds dat live in a lake will fly away when d lake dries up.
But lotus that grows in d same lake will die with d lake,
dats d commitment in LOVE.
in Hindi (147 Characters)

80
BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi
sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c, par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi
ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
in Hindi (257 Characters)

70
Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
Par dosto ki duao mai
Asar Bhut hai
in Hindi (136 Characters)

70
Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
in Hindi (152 Characters)

70
What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…
in Hindi (160 Characters)

70
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
in Hindi (141 Characters)

70
Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghav Dhone Laga,
Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga..
in Hindi (133 Characters)

70
Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein
bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.
in Hindi (157 Characters)

70
Tum haste raho, nachte raho,
muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
in Hindi (149 Characters)

70
Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
in Hindi (123 Characters)

70
Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kamena pan kehtay ha
in Hindi (190 Characters)

70
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya k
kisi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola
Sahebji, sahebji kuttyge ne murgige ko pakar liya ha
in Hindi (206 Characters)

60
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumar.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
in Hindi (230 Characters)

60
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
in Hindi (138 Characters)

56.7
santa ek dukaandar se baniyaan dikhane ke liye bolta hai.dukandar bolta hai 300rs ki hai to santabolta hai aree mujhe daily wear chahiye party wear nahi!
in Hindi (153 Characters)

50
Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE
in Hindi (51 Characters)

50
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
in Hindi (164 Characters)

50
Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi ha.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack ha.
in Hindi (165 Characters)

50
Wife shopping karke wapas aayi
To husband wife se samaan laate hue bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife : Bilkul theek kaha, esme mere new sandel hain!
in Hindi (167 Characters)

50
Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi.
in Hindi (153 Characters)

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