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Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure
Weight
Height
Force
Speed
Distance etc.

But nothing 2 measure:
Love
Trust
Friendship

Why??

Boy thought for a while

Took her in his arms

Looked into her eyes and said..

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'Dimag mat Chaat'
in Insult SMS (292 Characters)

75
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
in Insult SMS (67 Characters)

70

Punctuate
ThE fOllOwIng

'i Am that stupid who is wasting time in punctuating the sentence in which sender asked me stupid'

Punctuate nd resend to me
in Insult SMS (195 Characters)

65
Height of Insult

A boy messaged his AIEEE rank to his friend.
Friend's reply: 'Oye tune naya number kab liya?' :-D
in Insult SMS (118 Characters)

65
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
in Insult SMS (51 Characters)

60
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
in Insult SMS (79 Characters)

60
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
in Insult SMS (52 Characters)

60
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
in Insult SMS (43 Characters)

60
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.
in Insult SMS (79 Characters)

60
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
in Insult SMS (78 Characters)

56
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.
in Insult SMS (41 Characters)

55
You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
in Insult SMS (82 Characters)

55
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.
in Insult SMS (41 Characters)

55
People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them
in Insult SMS (63 Characters)

55
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
in Insult SMS (85 Characters)

55
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
in Insult SMS (93 Characters)

55
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
in Insult SMS (58 Characters)

55
If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.
in Insult SMS (70 Characters)

54
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
in Insult SMS (55 Characters)

51
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
in Insult SMS (69 Characters)

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