Tastes > Jokes > Insurance Jokes

Insurance Jokes

SMSTongue offers a large collection of Insurance Jokes. The compliation includes good quality Insurance Jokes submitted by users. Browse through our nice collection of Insurance Jokes repository with latest and new Insurance Jokes being added daily. You will find unqiue messages which you can share, rate and review with your friends. Also, you can send these messages using your mobile phone.
Displaying Page 1 (of 1) and 9 Records (of 9 Total Records)
Life insurance agent to would-be client: 'Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.'
in Insurance Jokes (177 Characters)

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. 'Do
you have a lien holder on the vehicle?'
'I've got a kickstand,' the prospect replied. 'Is that the same thing?'
in Insurance Jokes (239 Characters)

Insurance agents never retire, they just expire.
Insurance agents are premium lovers.
Insurance agents do it with third parties.
in Insurance Jokes (130 Characters)

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
'I can't stop!' she shrilled. 'What should I do?'
'Brace yourself,' advised her husband, 'and try to hit something cheap.'
in Insurance Jokes (234 Characters)

Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, 'Do you and your husband have mutual climax?'
The other woman replies, 'No, I think we have State Farm.'
in Insurance Jokes (164 Characters)

Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
in Insurance Jokes (114 Characters)

Q : What's the difference between an Actuary and the Mafia Don?
A : The Actuary can tell you how many people will die this year. The Mafia Don can tell you the names of all of them.
in Insurance Jokes (182 Characters)

'Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?' the life insurance salesman asked his client.
'What do you mean?' countered the woman.
'If you should lose your husband, what would you get?' asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, 'Probably a poodle.'
in Insurance Jokes (300 Characters)

A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, 'I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live.'
'Oh that's terrible,' the woman sighs, 'what am I going do?'
The doctor replies, 'Marry an insurance agent.'
'Will I live longer?' asks the woman. '
No,' replies the doctor, 'but it will SEEM longer.' ----Insurance Jokes
in Insurance Jokes (368 Characters)

Displaying Page 1 (of 1) and 9 Records (of 9 Total Records)