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Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake!
in Jija Sali (234 Characters)

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Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!
in Jija Sali (129 Characters)

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Saali: Aap is ghar ke damaad hai. Hum aapk liye aag pe chal sakte hai.
Jija: Kya tum mera bill bhar ke aa sakti ho?
Saali: Kya? Dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai?
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ki ghar se le ja ke koi
aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija:Mango tree? Saali:No
Jija:Fruit shop? Saali:No
Jija:Maaza? Saali:No
Jija: ?
Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche MAN GOES.
in Jija Sali (168 Characters)

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Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.
in Jija Sali (132 Characters)

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Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe
in Jija Sali (167 Characters)

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Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
in Jija Sali (131 Characters)

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Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
in Jija Sali (151 Characters)

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Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!
in Jija Sali (166 Characters)

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Jija: What are you doing this weekend? Saali: Nothing much! Why? are you and didi taking me for a movie? Jija: No, I need someone to take care of my dog
in Jija Sali (154 Characters)

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Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
in Jija Sali (153 Characters)

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Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Saali: No
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jiju: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?
Saali: Mere dad Chinese the.
Jiju: Wo kaha hai?
Saali: Mar gaye.
Jija: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
in Jija Sali (163 Characters)

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Saali: Agar behen se shaadi karni hai to monthlymom ko 10 kg aata aur papa ki car mein 20 litre petrol dena hoga.
Jiju: Behen chalta hoon, ma baba ko Hi kehna.
in Jija Sali (162 Characters)

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What is the difference between wifeís and saaliís tears?
Classic Answer
Saaliís tears affect manís heart and wifeís tears affect manís pocket.



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in Jija Sali (289 Characters)

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Jija was walking in rain.
Saali: Why donít you share my umbrella?
Jija: No its ok and walked away.
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi. Saali dikhne mein ugly thi!
in Jija Sali (161 Characters)

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Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.
in Jija Sali (165 Characters)

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Jiju: Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.
in Jija Sali (164 Characters)

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