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100
What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework?
You can,t tell me off for something i didn't do!
in Kids Jokes (106 Characters)

100
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
in Tapori (147 Characters)

100
Sms ka hafta kam mil raela hai. Apun janta he tere pas khazana padela hai. jyada nahi to 5-10 sms ka hafta bhej. Shanpatti nahi kya?Bole to Rap chik hone chaye.......
in Tapori (166 Characters)

100
GIRLS- WE hate cigarette! So WE don't touch it !
BOYS- WE too hate cigarettes! So WE BURN IT!!
in Boy Girl Jokes (95 Characters)

98.3
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
in (125 Characters)

95
Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!!
in (131 Characters)

95
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let's take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
in (143 Characters)

95
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone
from his Phone Book & said,
My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610
in (158 Characters)

95
Sardar complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news?'
in (169 Characters)

95
Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
'Bombay ?.Bombay'
Airhostess said: 'B silent.'
Sardar: 'Ok? Ombay? Ombay'
in (146 Characters)

95
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'
in (167 Characters)

95
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
in (179 Characters)

95
Sardar: 'Doctor, my son swallowed a key.'
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 months ago.
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.
Doctor: So why have u come today?
Sardar: We ve lost the duplicate key !!!
in (231 Characters)

91.3
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'll Join next month.
in (149 Characters)

90
Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all'
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!
in (180 Characters)

90
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
in Pathan (142 Characters)

90
Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.
in Pathan (116 Characters)

90
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti HaiHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
in Pathan (317 Characters)

90
Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want
pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya
air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai
pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon…
in Pathan (227 Characters)

90
A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata
in Pathan (315 Characters)

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